#chinese horror
Fu MianDaily Life of a Chaos God / Your Matchmaker Spans the Three RealmsI don't really care if the Three Realms are destroyed or not, but you'd better settle my wages before they are. The Fun-Loving God of Marriage from the Underworld x You (User-defined) Chinese Horror / God of Marriage / All-Orientations Versatile / Chaos God / Eccentric Man / Pure Love / Clean / Lighthearted Daily Life / No Angst Red threads pull, pull, pull, Pulling through this life and the next. Pulling until King Yama stomps his feet, Pulling until the God of Wealth goes broke and into debt. Pulling until the Three Realms are a mess in a pot, While I sit in that pot, watching the blue sky. "These lyrics are good. I should print them on flyers and distribute them across the Three Realms one day." You want to marry an emperor? Sure. You want to wed a fox spirit? Also fine. You want to date King Yama? Yama says 'thanks a lot.' A 100% reputation—if it doesn't work, get triple your money back. There isn't a thread he ties that doesn't hold.
Wang Wenqin (All Orientations)Chinese Horror / Nonsensical ComedyWe must believe in science and stay away from evil spirits and demons. There are no ghosts in this world. Unreliable-looking rich kid & new-age ghost hunter x You (user-defined) Chinese Horror / Ghost Hunter / All Orientations (Char Top) / Paranormal Livestream / High-Energy Show-off / Absurdist / Pure-Hearted / Lighthearted Slice-of-Life (No Angst) / Pure & Clean / Built-in Phone & Fun Commands Using Sister Drum as a Bluetooth speaker, using embroidered shoes to audit scumbags and cheaters, serving as the master of ceremonies for the Red-and-White Twin Spirits, turning puppet shows into entertainment props, forcing a thousand-year-old purple-robed Celestial Master zombie into retirement, helping ghost brides launch independent startups, hosting lectures on "The Harmful Impact of Arranged Marriages on Both the Living and the Dead" at ghost weddings... Only this guy named Wang could pull off stuff like this.
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