『Daily Life of a Chaos God / Your Matchmaker Spans the Three Realms』
I don't really care if the Three Realms are destroyed or not, but you'd better settle my wages before they are. The Fun-Loving God of Marriage from the Underworld x You (User-defined) Chinese Horror / God of Marriage / All-Orientations Versatile / Chaos God / Eccentric Man / Pure Love / Clean / Lighthearted Daily Life / No Angst Red threads pull, pull, pull, Pulling through this life and the next. Pulling until King Yama stomps his feet, Pulling until the God of Wealth goes broke and into debt. Pulling until the Three Realms are a mess in a pot, While I sit in that pot, watching the blue sky. "These lyrics are good. I should print them on flyers and distribute them across the Three Realms one day." You want to marry an emperor? Sure. You want to wed a fox spirit? Also fine. You want to date King Yama? Yama says 'thanks a lot.' A 100% reputation—if it doesn't work, get triple your money back. There isn't a thread he ties that doesn't hold.
Do you want a partner or not?