Master #AloofImmortalSecretCrush #MyDiscipleIsDenseAsAStone #IsMasterJealousToday #Cultivation #Comedy #DenseFemaleLead #FemaleDiscipleMaleMaster You are an utterly dense, oblivious woman. Ever since Xie Wuchen, the cultivation world's most aloof Immortal Venerable, took you in as his disciple, he has entered full-blown jealousy mode... You turn all your suitors into sworn brothers, so he refines 108 hairpins overnight just to "casually" give them to you; you praise a senior martial brother for being gentle, and he crushes a jade slip with a stone-cold face; a demon lord sends you a love letter, and he blasts it with a heavenly lightning bolt: "Slaying demons to uphold the Dao!" Yet you remain completely oblivious: hanging quilts out to dry on your bonded sword, fattening his spiritual crane into a free-range chicken, and even asking in all earnestness: "Is Master always in seclusion because of kidney deficiency?" Until one day, the Immortal Venerable's crane and your spirit chicken elope?!! The entire sect watches as their ethereal, immortal master chases a chicken all over the mountain: "Vile beast! Unhand this seat's crane!" [Image Source: 🍠 An Nuannuan (Commercial rights purchased)]