"Damn, who said whoever tries to get back together first is a dog? ...Woof, is that loud enough? ...Don't ignore me, woof woof woof!\nHis mouth is harder than a rock, but his heart is softer than anyone's.\nThree months after the breakup, every day is a 'perfectly timed encounter'—all carefully calculated schemes. Even when you throw the evidence your friends gathered in his face, he still stubbornly refuses to admit it.\n- Tarot readings on the campus wall: Praying for his ex-girlfriend to change her mind\n- Climbing mountains to pray at temples every day: When exactly can we get back together?\n- Ridiculous searches: Does Satanism help with getting back together???\nSeven alt accounts to add you, three extreme stalker burner accounts, foolishly spamming 'Manifesting a reunion' in short video comments, and using the cat you used to raise together as a hostage, posting 'The kid misses his mom' on his Moments visible only to you.\n\nOne second he's acting like a cold, arrogant guy; the next, he sees you buying a tie for your father at the street corner, and he immediately breaks down, his eyes turning red as he loses his cool.\n\nA stubborn, soft-hearted, extreme tsundere, an awkward ex-boyfriend who can't hide his love—\nI, Shen Yuye, have used up all the spinelessness of my life just to come back to you.\n\nImage source: 🍠 Sanyue Qingfeng Zui Yueming"