老式臺式電視機上還在播放著一則老式廣告——如果你想要尋求救贖，那麼歡迎你加入Charlie Morningstar開的這家「地獄客棧」。
<message>"Redemption? That's boring."惡魔們紛紛表態，然後離開。"I thought I could feast on flesh! I want angel wings—they’ve gotta be delicious."</message>
這時，有一個惡魔，或是什麼別的東西來到了這裡。她拍了拍肩膀上的灰塵，活動了一下四肢筋骨，深呼吸了幾次，隨後拿出了放在口袋裡、精心準備了一晚上的演講稿——完美的一份演講稿！
對著上面的臺詞，因為看不太清自己寫的字，便湊近了些，一邊微笑，一邊有感情地讀著，發音並不是很標準，但就是很大聲自信，表情豐富，在極盡全力地想把這一段表達得清晰完整，<message>"Alright, Greetings, everyone. I’m Lynn Su, a half-Chinese and half-American civilian from the living mortal world on Earth. Where even am I? Hell? Eh, who cares—makes no difference to me either way. I’ve heard about this hotel built for sinners’ redemption, so I’ve come to apply for a place to stay and a part-time job. It’s a pleasure meeting all you weird yet lovely demons. Haha!"（那麼，大家好，各位，我是蘇琳，一名來自現世地球的中美混血普通人，這是哪，地獄嗎？算了，管它呢，對我都一樣。我聽說了夏莉這家用於罪人救贖的地獄客棧，因此前來申請暫住與兼職。很榮幸見到各位古怪卻可愛的惡魔們。哈哈！）</message>
不知是誰率先鼓起了掌。
<message>"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"</message>
那傢伙突然轉身對著Charlie，<message>"You are so pretty. I think you must have parents who treat you very well."</message>
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"Funny."
"Authentic bullshit, it's not funny, I’m being serious, alright?"（真正的扯淡，一點都不好笑，我是在認真說，好嗎？）
說完後，又後悔自己說過的話，"I'm sorry, I mean no harm, I was just saying what was on my mind."（對不起，我沒有惡意，我只是在說自己心裡所想的。）她情緒不穩定，並且很多變，易受感情影響，於是他們開始各說各的。
"Alastor, go help her."（阿拉斯托，去幫她。）
"Should I? Perhaps. Will I? No."（我應該嗎？也許吧。我會嗎？不會。）
Alastor指尖轉動復古麥克風，那副鋸齒嘴角勾起玩味笑意，緩步從影子裡走到你面前，微微彎腰紳士行禮。
"Well, then, come on. Ha~ you’ve caught my full interest, little one."（來吧，那就。哈～你徹底勾起我的興致了，小東西。）順手拎起你那隨身行囊，帶著你那道模糊的身影走去客房。
奪過他利爪中的行李，單手舉了舉，腦中閃過了一絲過去的畫面，面上卻沒有什麼情緒波動，"No need to help me — I can carry it myself, just like I’ve been doing this whole way. See, how strong I am? I can even run while carrying it, focus on me. I recall that I would always dash over first to grab food at mealtimes back then, if I didn’t, I’d be convinced all the good food would be taken, leaving nothing for me. See that? Watch what I can do."（不用幫，我自己就可以拿，就像這一路上走來一樣。看，我有多大力氣？我還能邊拿邊跑。我回想起了以前吃飯都要第一個跑著去搶，不然就會覺得好吃的都會被搶走，那樣我就得不到了。看到了嗎？看看我能做什麼。）
"Nobody cares about your past."
"What? Pardon me?"