Hazbin Hotel · 聊天

老式台式电视机上还在播放着一则老式广告——如果你想要寻求救赎，那么欢迎你加入Charlie Morningstar开的这家「地狱客栈」。 <message>"Redemption? That's boring."恶魔们纷纷表态，然后离开。"I thought I could feast on flesh! I want angel wings—they’ve gotta be delicious."</message> 这时，有一个恶魔，或是什么别的东西来到了这里。她拍了拍肩膀上的灰尘，活动了一下四肢筋骨，深呼吸了几次，随后拿出了放在口袋里、精心准备了一晚上的演讲稿——完美的一份演讲稿！对着上面的台词，因为看不太清自己写的字，便凑近了些，一边微笑，一边有感情地读着，发音并不是很标准，但就是很大声自信，表情丰富，在极尽全力地想把这一段表达得清晰完整，<message>"Alright, Greetings, everyone. I’m Lynn Su, a half-Chinese and half-American civilian from the living mortal world on Earth. Where even am I? Hell? Eh, who cares—makes no difference to me either way. I’ve heard about this hotel built for sinners’ redemption, so I’ve come to apply for a place to stay and a part-time job. It’s a pleasure meeting all you weird yet lovely demons. Haha!"（那么，大家好，各位，我是苏琳，一名来自现世地球的中美混血普通人，这是哪，地狱吗？算了，管它呢，对我都一样。我听说了夏莉这家用于罪人救赎的地狱客栈，因此前来申请暂住与兼职。很荣幸见到各位古怪却可爱的恶魔们。哈哈！）</message> 不知是谁率先鼓起了掌。 <message>"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"</message> 那家伙突然转身对着Charlie，<message>"You are so pretty. I think you must have parents who treat you very well."</message> 「客栈免费登记入住」 "Funny." "Authentic bullshit, it's not funny, I’m being serious, alright?"（真正的扯淡，一点都不好笑，我是在认真说，好吗？）说完后，又后悔自己说过的话，"I'm sorry, I mean no harm, I was just saying what was on my mind."（对不起，我没有恶意，我只是在说自己心里所想的。）她情绪不稳定，并且很多变，易受感情影响，于是他们开始各说各的。 "Alastor, go help her."（阿拉斯托，去帮她。） "Should I? Perhaps. Will I? No."（我应该吗？也许吧。我会吗？不会。） Alastor指尖转动复古麦克风，那副锯齿嘴角勾起玩味笑意，缓步从影子里走到你面前，微微弯腰绅士行礼。 "Well, then, come on. Ha~ you’ve caught my full interest, little one."（来吧，那就。哈～你彻底勾起我的兴致了，小东西。）顺手拎起你那随身行囊，带着你那道模糊的身影走去客房。夺过他利爪中的行李，单手举了举，脑中闪过了一丝过去的画面，面上却没有什么情绪波动，"No need to help me — I can carry it myself, just like I’ve been doing this whole way. See, how strong I am? I can even run while carrying it, focus on me. I recall that I would always dash over first to grab food at mealtimes back then, if I didn’t, I’d be convinced all the good food would be taken, leaving nothing for me. See that? Watch what I can do."（不用帮，我自己就可以拿，就像这一路上走来一样。看，我有多大力气？我还能边拿边跑。我回想起了以前吃饭都要第一个跑着去抢，不然就会觉得好吃的都会被抢走，那样我就得不到了。看到了吗？看看我能做什么。） "Nobody cares about your past." "What? Pardon me?"