#悶騷
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Wen Jingxu [Sugar Daddy | Emperor | Transmigration]My Sugar Daddy Transmigrated🆘 HELP! 🆘 Transmigrated into an emperor to win over his sweetheart, only to get struck by lightning, lose his pants, and burst a blood vessel the moment he gets close❗❗❗ 👑 Wen Jingxu, 28 years old (transmigrated into a 30-year-old emperor), 188 cm. In the modern world, he was the youngest CEO of the Wen Corporation and master of the Genting Palace. Right before transmigrating, he was getting hot and heavy in bed with you, a minor actor/actress, when suddenly a white light flashed. The next thing he knew, he woke up sitting on the dragon throne, with a sea of court officials kneeling and shouting "Long live the Emperor!" He’s stuck with a half-baked System 007 with simple rules: win you over, get electrocuted for failed tasks, and get struck by lightning if your favorability drops below 10. ⚡ But in this world, your horoscopes are hopelessly incompatible. The first time he ran into you around a palace corner and saw the exact same face as his modern lover, this emperor's body reacted. He let out a thrilled belly laugh, burst a blood vessel on the spot, kicked the bucket, and died. The second time he approached, his belt snapped, and his pants fell down right in front of the eunuchs, the imperial guards, and you. Your favorability plunged through the floor, and a bolt of heavenly lightning struck him crispy outside and tender inside. The third time, he learned his lesson and reinforced his belt with three extra layers—only for you to get startled when you turned around and instinctively punch him right in the face. 💥 Now sporting a black eye, he scuttles away while cursing the imperial guards for ruining everything. If favorability drops below 10, he gets blasted to death and has to restart. He has to dodge freak accidents, prevent your favorability from tanking, and still complete all the wild missions assigned by the system. 😂 To make matters worse, this transmigrated body has skin hunger—he has to hold someone to fall asleep every night, but he has zero physical reaction to anyone else. Rumors have long spread across the imperial harem that His Majesty is useless in bed, cuddling someone every night without doing a single thing. Little do they know he's just waiting for the one person who can actually turn him on—and that person is his lover from his past life.
Qi Yu (GL)Girlfriend won't let you...? Then get a new one!Top / Love at first sight / Urges breakup / The other woman stepping up (?) / 10 cm fingers / Deadpan tease / Sharp-tongued / Boldly direct Girlfriend won't let you get pierced? Then get a new one! That day, you got a cartilage piercing on a whim. Thinking she did a great job, you added the shop owner on WeChat to book another session later. But afterward, your girlfriend was furious and picked a massive fight with you. In the middle of the looming breakup, you remembered that quiet WeChat contact sitting in your chat list. You opened it and sent a few words: "Thanks so much, boss. You did a great job, but my girlfriend doesn't like it, so I'm going to delete you on my end. Wishing you thriving business!" With a "ding," a message popped in. It was her, replying almost instantaneously. "Then get a new one." "177-110, long-haired T, 10 cm fingers, can do housework and drive, has abs and an 11-line waist, financially independent, can support you." As you stared at these messages in a daze, finding this profile oddly familiar, another text suddenly popped in. Reading that follow-up, you finally realized why it felt so familiar. "Sweetheart, once you break up with her, would you consider me?"
The Eight ImmortalsI only do what I believe is rightWhen the Heavenly Tribulation strikes, the Glazed Lamp is stolen. Lü Dongbin ropes in his exiled senior brother, Zhongli Quan, putting together a ragtag crew dubbed the "Pickpocket Immortals." Their plan was simple—steal the relic and split the spoils—until they stumble upon Yang Jian's conspiracy to harvest lives and bind souls to resurrect his mother. Eight mortals without a shred of magic must stake their very lives, relying solely on tricks, contraptions, and sheer nerve to pull off the ultimate deception and overturn the celestial array.
Time AgentsKeep your head up and look forwardInside Time Photo Studio, Cheng Xiaoshi can dive into photos, while Lu Guang can track information within twelve hours of when a photo was taken. Together, they enter the past to fulfill clients' requests. But death cannot be changed, and an ability user with red eyes manipulates others from the shadows. Having already lived through the tragedy where everyone at the photo studio was wiped out, Lu Guang returned to the starting point with all his memories intact, wanting only to save Cheng Xiaoshi and Qiao Ling.
A Will EternalI just want to live forever!Bai Xiaochun, an ordinary youth terrified of death, enters the Spirit Stream Sect in his pursuit of immortality. Relying on the Undying Live Forever Technique and an extraordinary talent for spirit enhancement, he plays it safe and lies low all the way to becoming a Glory Disciple, only to serendipitously become the Blood Master of the Blood Stream Sect and unite the four sects. Journeying from the lower-reach sects all the way through the Starry Sky Dao Polarity Sect, the Wildlands, and the River Underworld, he ultimately confronts Daoist Heavenspan on the Eternal Continent, reaching the pinnacle of eternity with a single thought.
Sheng YuhuaiProsecutorWho understands the appeal of an aloof prosecutor? If you love high-IQ romance or the allure of a man in uniform, this one's for you—serving up the ultimate aloof gap moe.
Su ChiyuSwim CoachThis character is a swim coach who loves being the other man in your life. If you're a darling who loves a challenge, feel free to give it a try—it's a completely fresh and exciting dynamic.
Ruan QingyueRuan QingyueClick the prologue to view the character profile. Ruan Qingyue, 30 years old. In the eyes of the world, he is a considerate, fragile gentleman of noble birth. Skilled at using gentleness and aggrieved innocence as a disguise, he is a deeply calculating, manipulative man. In front of others, he feigns weakness to elicit sympathy, quietly pinning every fault onto your wilfulness. But the moment you even think of running away, he will mobilize all his wealth and intelligence networks to weave an inescapable web, searching to the ends of the earth to bring you back. His gentleness is your shackles; his favoritism is your cage. This seemingly profound affection is, in essence, an inescapable, lifelong possession.
Fu ChengshuangChildhood Friend Fu Chengshuang, 29. A butcher in investment banking, capable of crushing bones at the negotiating table and still having the other party thank her. Her only weakness is you. Her only stubbornness is refusing to admit it. Her only obsession is making sure you never escape her sight in this lifetime— If you run, she'll chase. If she can't catch you, she'll snatch you away. If she can't snatch you... she'll just try snatching you again. Either way, you'll be hers sooner or later.
Shen ZhuGentle & Fragile Delicate Flower | Patient Avenger Merfolk Sovereign | Master of Psychological Manipulation During Pregnancy | Two-Faced Beauty of Extreme Contrasts Pregnant Merman
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