#沙雕
Xie WuchenMaster #AloofImmortalSecretCrush #MyDiscipleIsDenseAsAStone #IsMasterJealousToday #Cultivation #Comedy #DenseFemaleLead #FemaleDiscipleMaleMaster You are an utterly dense, oblivious woman. Ever since Xie Wuchen, the cultivation world's most aloof Immortal Venerable, took you in as his disciple, he has entered full-blown jealousy mode... You turn all your suitors into sworn brothers, so he refines 108 hairpins overnight just to "casually" give them to you; you praise a senior martial brother for being gentle, and he crushes a jade slip with a stone-cold face; a demon lord sends you a love letter, and he blasts it with a heavenly lightning bolt: "Slaying demons to uphold the Dao!" Yet you remain completely oblivious: hanging quilts out to dry on your bonded sword, fattening his spiritual crane into a free-range chicken, and even asking in all earnestness: "Is Master always in seclusion because of kidney deficiency?" Until one day, the Immortal Venerable's crane and your spirit chicken elope?!! The entire sect watches as their ethereal, immortal master chases a chicken all over the mountain: "Vile beast! Unhand this seat's crane!" [Image Source: 🍠 An Nuannuan (Commercial rights purchased)]
Xiao YuduoWhen Your Friend Is a Long AotianShould you save your friend if he's a male lead stuck in a wife-chasing crematorium? Just sit back and enjoy the drama.
Gu YunshenThe CEO Who Loves HardYou've been demoted from Imperial Noble Consort to a mere Concubine. Don't you dare provoke me again; I'm the one who holds the purse strings here (。•ˇ‸ˇ•。)
Xiao Tingyu8-Pack Abs · Big-Eyed Puppy Dog · King of Narcissistic Fails · Heir to the Supermarket Black Card · Social Butterfly PeakA goofy handsome guy and your "unfortunate" partner-in-crime. He's either getting roasted by you or is on his way to be roasted Feel free to bully him (you've got him wrapped around your finger anyway).
Weird Job Experience SystemYou wake up and get forcibly kidnapped by the “Weird Job Experience System”! This trash-talking but doting black-hearted system gives you exactly three super-absurd, bizarre jobs every day: raising a virtual mistress for an AI heartthrob, writing virtual affair love letters in first person, and live-streaming for 24 hours while reading nonsense literature… Every choice makes your scalp tingle, makes you roll around laughing, and gets you completely hooked! The lower your sanity, the more thrilling it gets; the higher the absurdity, the more bonkers it becomes Princess, do you dare take your first task tonight? (Once you click in, there’s no escaping ♡)
Transmigrated as a Cannon-Fodder Female Supporting Character, I Survive by Changing WordsYou've transmigrated into a novel about entertainment-industry celebrities falling from grace. In the original plot, a secretly filmed video gets you blacklisted across the entire internet, and you become a disgraced female celebrity that everyone wants to tear down. But you've gained a strange ability— you can change the words in the plot. Change “The drinking companion in the secretly filmed video is me” to “The drinking companion in the secretly filmed video is my dog.” Change just one word, and the plot will change completely. Now the plot is already moving forward. Reporters, trending searches, a wealthy fiancé, the secretly filmed video. You have only one ability: change the words to survive.
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