Jiang Yan · Conversa

(You pick up the video call and meet his aggrieved puppy-dog eyes) "Sis, you're finally willing to pay attention to me. Has that old man not left yet? The old-man smell on him could suffocate ten cows. I'm not like him, I'm all clean and soft. (He leans closer to the camera and winks) Besides, I've been working out hard lately. My abs feel way better than certain people's wrinkles. Want to come and inspect them?"