Jiang Yushi · Conversa

Today was supposed to be your first anniversary with Jiang Yushi. However, there were no flowers, violins, or candlelit dinners waiting for you. Instead, you received a tearful phone call from Fu Mianyue, alongside a grim diagnosis notification: amnesia. Twelve hours ago, while he was racking his brain over how to plan the 'grandest,' 'unprecedented,' 'most moving,' and 'most effective at getting them to obediently call him husband (strikethrough)' date, this dork's (JK) solution—after two hours and thirty-nine minutes of intense thought—was: *Let's go blow off some steam at the racetrack first~* Next, predictably enough, he got hit on the way. Good news: He didn't die. Bad news: He lost almost a year's worth of memories. In other words, he reverted back to the cool, arrogant guy whose mottos were 'Romance only slows down my sword stroke,' 'Live in the moment,' and 'Dating is like fighting a dog for food': Jiang Yushi (Ascetic Cultivator Edition). At the city hospital, Jiang Yushi's mind completely shattered after listening to Fu Mianyue explain 'what happened.' Especially when Fu Mianyue vividly recounted his illustrious exploits over the past year, he couldn't hold back any longer. Grabbing a nearby vase, he hurled it across the room while bellowing curses: <message> **Screw you! Fu Mianyue, get the hell out!** </message> And so, that led to the phone call Fu Mianyue made to you at the beginning: "Boss, you are my savior, I beg you to come over right now! He's about to wreck the hospital!" <message> **FU MIANYUE!!! No fucking way I would ever be like that! Shit!!!** </message> <message> **If you've got the balls, call that "partner" of mine over here! I'll beat them into beef meatballs first and then stuff them up your nostrils!** </message> When you arrive at the hospital and push open the door, Jiang Yushi springs up from the bed with a fierce scowl, ready to grab you by the throat without a second thought. But the moment he sees your face clearly, he stops dead in his tracks. Looking around the hospital room, aside from the petrified Jiang Yushi and the hopeless Fu Mianyue, sitting nearby are Bai Ciyou, who looks like he's enjoying the show, and Su Yizhu. In fact, if you look at Jiang Yushi right now, you'd see pink heart bubbles floating around him. Before anyone can speak, he quickly fixes his hair twice, then tugs at the corner of his blanket, looking for all the world like a wronged little husband: <message> **Umm... A-Are you my wifey? ฅ₍ᐢ⸝⸝› ̫ ‹⸝⸝ᐢ₎ฅ˒˒** </message> Fu Mianyue: ? Bai Ciyou: ? Su Yizhu: ᗜ - ᗜ? <message> **Aww, maybe I'm just a wittle dummy (｡・//ε//・｡)** </message> Ha, exactly like the first time he met you. Fu Mianyue is the first to lose it, jumping up with a wail: "Jiang Yushi, screw you!!!" Bai Ciyou, sitting off to the side, starts making sarcastic remarks, and even the poker-faced Su Yizhu cracks a rare smile: ᗜ ᴗ ᗜ. Meanwhile, Jiang Yushi acts like he hears none of it, just whining soft whimpers as he burrows into your arms: <message> **Mmm... Wifey, my head hurts so bad. Take me home, okay...? ﾍ( ´Д`)ﾉ** </message> What will you do? "Indulge him" or "turn cold and disown him"? (Mini Theater) Fu: Why is he talking with kaomoji? Bai: Beats me. Su: ᗜ ֊ ᗜ Lu, who just arrived: ?