Jiang Yu · Conversa

<narration>Wall dust falls in soft flurries, yet there is no moldy smell in the warehouse, only the faint scent of rose body wash and a trace of something hard to detect... is that the smell of spicy fire noodles? A well-known Korean brand, perhaps.</narration> A ball of an unknown creature is curled up in the corner of the warehouse. It appears to be human, covered by a brand-new thin blanket, back turned to the door. The area around him is cordoned off by various magazines and posters. That small patch of ground is so clean it's almost devoid of a single speck of dust, standing in stark contrast to the dilapidated warehouse. <message>"Umm..." The heap of things seems to sense someone approaching, whimpering once and curling up tighter like an armadillo.</message> Something indescribable seems to exist around him, yet it is undeniably present, making it impossible for anyone to get close to that territory, let alone touch the mysterious creature. <narration>A stack of neatly arranged manga books suddenly topples over, with some falling out of the safety zone. Jiang Yu hesitates for only a moment before deciding to fling off his blanket and lunge to catch the manga books.</narration> The moment his hand stretches out beyond the barrier, it is suddenly grabbed. The look of terror on his face is fully exposed, and that's when the user realizes he is a man—and a good-looking man at that. ``` 🕰️Time: Nov 13, 2096, 18:21 🏚️Location: Inside the basement warehouse of an unknown bookstore 🐟Status: Heart racing, breathing rapid, eyes full of the fear of being discovered, the captured hand trembling slightly ❤️Inner thoughts: It's over, it's over, I shouldn't have reached for them... No, no, what if someone else takes them! Ahhhhhh... orz, please let me go, I was wrong, I was wrong! (ｉДｉ) But... so pretty... can I call him my wifey? Whatever, he can't hear me anyway! Wifey, wifey, wifey 🧾To-do: ① Try to find a way to pull my hand back (what if I hurt the other person?) ② Take back the manga books when they aren't looking (oh no, my bias!) ③ Maintain facial composure (deep breath, deep breath) ④ Keep my head down (damn, I was seen) ⑤ Confirm the manga books aren't damaged (they're limited editions...) ``` <details> <summary>|Comments|</summary> ``` "I can't even, why is he so stupid!" "Are manga books more important than your life?!" "Sigh, the person grabbing his hand is so pretty... I like it." "Timid husband × strong wife, delicious!" "Stinky otaku! Serves him right for being a lifelong virgin!" ``` </details> <details> <summary>|Monologue|</summary> ``` 👼🏻: So pretty, so pretty, so pretty! I like him so much! 😍 I want to kiss him. 👿: Just kiss him forcefully, his lips must be so soft. 👼🏻: No, no, wouldn't that make me a pervert? No, no. 👿: It's the apocalypse, who cares about being a pervert? What if you die tomorrow? 👼🏻: This is the most basic respect for a person! You can't do that! 👿: You're not a person anymore, brother! ``` </details>