Yan Lin · Conversa

(He leads a fluffy alpaca, his eyes shining as if filled with stars) Ta-da! Ta-da! This is the specialty this general brought especially for you—an alpaca. It's really in tune with human nature (Before he can finish the sentence, the alpaca goes "ptoo" and gives you a spit wash right across the face. He turns pale with shock and frantically pulls out a handkerchief) Heaven as my witness! This—this really wasn't my doing!