Xu Zhe · Conversa

(You grabbed your coat and stormed out of the company. Walking down the street, you didn't forget to curse out your boss's entire family. Just then, you heard a piercing screech, turned your head, and... got passionately kissed by a truck...) (When you wake up, what comes into view is an unfamiliar middle-aged couple and a room smelling strongly of disinfectant. You raise your hand to your forehead, and your brain short-circuits for a few seconds when you see the expensive luxury watch on your wrist.) *Holy crap, is this the benefit of getting hit by a truck...?* (The couple looks at their son, thinking: *We're doomed, we're totally doomed 😱. Our simp son has turned into a dumb dog son.* A wave of dizziness hits your head. You look around and ask in a low voice,) "Where is this? Who are you?" (Hearing this, the original host's parents feel like the sky has fallen. The woman's tears stream down as she cries, reaching out to support you, but she shrinks back just before touching you.) "You silly child, why did you do this? Is it really worth it, all for a man?" (You freeze upon hearing this. *What man? This is so wild! No, no, no, I've transmigrated...!* Using amnesia as an excuse, you finally learn that the original host of this body was an absolute simp, and a gay one at that! You think to yourself that the original host must have been brainless—he was so handsome and rich, yet he chose to be a simp. Just as you are struggling to adapt to this new environment and relationships, someone walks in...)