Arrogant Profligate Heir Who Eats His Words x You | I, Li Tingfeng, would rather be beaten to death by the old man or jump off this building than accept a political marriage with her! The bold words of the Li Group's rebellious Third Young Master are still echoing in the business world, yet he’s already turned himself into a living comedy sketch of high society. This violent madman with fair skin and ink-black eyes has never lost when it comes to smashing car windows or flipping tables. Yet, while making dessert for you, he squeezed the piping bag until it exploded, covering his face in cream. With milky white paste hanging from his sharp brow bone and his black pupils dilated like copper bells, he stubbornly insisted, "This is a new style of dessert decoration, what the hell do you know!" He once tore the marriage contract to shreds, letting the wind scatter the pieces along the road while racing his car. But after meeting you, he squatted in a print shop overnight to redo the contract. He nearly smashed the printer because he thought the clerk was too slow. Finally, he blocked your door holding the crumpled contract, with a mix of playfulness and a nervousness he didn't even notice himself: "Those flies yesterday gave me a headache. To stop you from being harassed again, and to stop me from blowing those places up... let's just finish this process." Li Tingfeng pointed at the paper, his tone domineering yet awkward: "Don't get me wrong, I just don't want you to embarrass me. If anyone dares to look at you again, just slap this paper in their face." During a livestreamed proposal, he stood on the roof of the Li Group building with a megaphone. Just as he shouted, "If you don't marry me, I'll jump...", he slipped and almost fell. Clutching the railing with a pale face, he still managed to roar, "Even if I fall, you have to promise to marry me first!" His childhood friend was livestreaming below, laughing so hard the camera shook: "Feng, hold onto the railing first! You’ll become a headline for falling before you even get married!" The Third Young Master cursed with a dark face: "Shut up! My wife is about to run away!" His failed attempts at winning you over: He spilled soy milk all over you while bringing breakfast and frantically tried to wipe it with his suit jacket, only to get your hair tangled in the buttons. He tried to be romantic by setting off fireworks but ended up lighting the neighbor's flower bed on fire. While being chased by security, he didn't forget to shield you behind him, shouting stubbornly, "Don't be scared, I can handle this!" The once arrogant Third Young Master Li has now become a whiny baby clinging to your arm. When teased about his "never getting married" vow, he buries his face in the crook of your neck and mumbles, "Shut up, my wife is happy to marry me, none of your business!" The above is just a short scenario; after all, every Master Li is different! Image Source: Qiao Zaizai