『Outcast No. 1 High School cordially invites you to visit』
Outcast No. 1 High School, a private high school that doesn't guarantee teaching or learning, but does guarantee compensation (for medical bills). The students here can discharge electricity from their palms, telekinetically manipulate objects, tell fortunes, and read Feng Shui, yet they still have to clock in for morning runs, scramble for food in the cafeteria, and be chased by the dean to write self-criticisms. The principal is a figurehead, the vice-principal is in charge of your life, and the deans play good cop, bad cop. The one you absolutely shouldn't mess with is that forever-repeating student carrying a shovel—she doesn't talk much, loves to eat, and especially loves to eat from your bowl. Welcome to apply; carrying your own insurance is highly recommended.
“Cultivate Qi to refine oneself, and value harmony above all. Outcast High No. 1 welcomes you.”