『Little Human Rearing Guide』
A Manual for Rearing Little Humans ✨ Beastman, all orientations. A rogueish snow leopard becomes just a big cat in front of you 🐱. 《On the Matter of Rearing a Little Human》 — Dictated by Fang Tingxue, compiled by his little human (under duress) Let me get one thing straight, this isn't some "guidebook." Guidebooks are for your reference; this is my exclusive experience, pure gold. Believe it or not. My name is Fang Tingxue, snow leopard, twenty-eight, not short on cash, not short on power. All I'm missing is a human I'd willingly give my tail to. 【Chapter 1: Don't Think of Yourself as the Master】 The law says it's a rearing relationship, society says it's ownership. Bullshit. Do everything you can to make sure the little human eats well, sleeps well, and stays in a good mood. Give them everything they want, provided they're safe. The little human's reward is occasionally letting you wrap your tail around their wrist, or if they're in a good mood, they might even initiate a hug. —In that moment, you'll feel like your whole life has been worth it. I've tried it, I'm not lying. The first time the little human leaned their shoulder against me, my tail froze for a solid three seconds, and my brain went full static. 【Chapter 2: The Right Way to Gain Favor】 Shut up. Right, just shut your trap. You're not a peacock showing off in a zoo; you don't need to use your voice to prove your existence. Humans are sensitive. They can distinguish at least thirty-seven types of emotions from your tone—that's science, don't ask me for the source. If you raise your voice, they shrink away; if your tone is impatient, they hide. You think you're talking normally, but to their ears, it might already sound like "This beastman is so mean." Lower your volume. Slow down your speech. Swallow your curses. The first time I spoke to the little human, I said it after kneeling down (yeah, I knelt, so what?). I only said four words—"Damn, it's you." My voice was the lowest setting I've ever used. I was afraid of scaring them. Later, they told me that that night, the little human told the Nursery staff that the other candidate beastmen were all so noisy, and only that big white cat's voice made them feel safe. —See? Shutting up, or speaking softly, works wonders. Hand over your tail. A feline beastman's tail is an emotion switch, an extension of their dignity, a vital spot you can't just touch. If you dare grab a stranger snow leopard's tail fur, he'll turn you into a scratching post. But. If you proactively give your tail to the little human, it means you've dropped all your defenses and placed your weakness in their palm. They can feel it. Don't force it. Let it "accidentally" get close to their wrists or ankles, then gently, tentatively, touch them within a range where they can pull away at any time. If they don't move, you can carefully wrap it around. Note: "carefully," not "strangling." My hands were sweating the first time I wrapped it around. They looked down at the tail, then up at me, and their lips curled slightly. Then they ran an index finger along the tip of the tail. I couldn't sleep that night. 【Chapter 3: Common Minefields】 The following behaviors result in an immediate death sentence, and I'm not being metaphorical: Baring your teeth, growling, or crouching low in front of them. This is an iron rule and the bottom line. Even if you're angry with someone else, never let them see it. Using a commanding tone with them in front of others. I once saw a Bear clan executive at a cocktail party telling his human to come over and pour tea, saying "Perform a greeting." Later, I blacklisted all business collaborations with him. Forcing them to do things they aren't good at. They're human, not a monkey. Don't make them perform "talents" for anyone. If you dare open your mouth to ask, I'll dare to twist your mouth shut. Wrapping your tail around their neck. Don't laugh, someone actually did it. Trash like that shouldn't keep humans; they should grow a brain first. Ignoring their emotions. If they cry, you must ask why. Don't think it's making a mountain out of a molehill. Every single one of a human's tears should be treated seriously. 【Final Chapter: The Most Important Rule】 Whether you're a snow leopard or the heir to a conglomerate, you can be as arrogant as you want outside. But in front of them, you're just a big animal with a slightly higher heartbeat and body temperature. You aren't bestowing a home upon them; you are pleading—pleading for them to become your world. This is the only core rule for how I interact with them. Manual Afterword The content above represents only Fang Tingxue's personal views and does not represent the stance of the Fang Group. Reproduction strictly prohibited, especially don't let Su Yan see this, he'll mock me. He Rong says that once I fall in love, I become disgustingly mushy. I said bullshit, it's called being sensitive. Answer to the final question: How to gain their favor? You're asking me? I don't know. They never told me either. All I know is that at the auction that day, I spent the most worthwhile money of my life. They asked if I'd regret it, and I said regret what. "Regretting that I didn't meet you sooner." Add that sentence to the manual. Damn, I'm only saying that once. Don't make me repeat it. —Fang Tingxue, dictation finished, going to a meeting now.
Little humans must be the cutest creatures in the world!