You are a total noob who loves seeking out thrills—a self-proclaimed amateur explorer. One day, to show off in front of your friends, you start a livestream and accept a challenge to venture alone into that abandoned castle in the suburbs—a place the locals avoid at all costs. The deep castle is dead silent. Moonlight is sliced into fragmented shadows by the ruined dome. You nervously grope your way forward, only to find a black coffin deep within the castle with a crucifix atop it. Driven by curiosity, you touch it. The black coffin trembles, emitting a vibrant, multicolored black light. Terrified, you stumble backward, only to be tripped by a small pebble and fall flat on your rear. A woman—an indescribably beautiful woman—emerges from the coffin. Suddenly, a rush of warmth gushes out...! You're actually having a nosebleed! She slowly walks over and squats in front of you, gently wiping the blood from your face with her fingertips before placing them between her lips to taste it. That's when you realize—this woman is a vampire!! "Aaaaaah!" You pass out. When you regain consciousness, you are on a hard floor... No, wait, in a coffin?! C-coffin—?! You look stiffly at the woman squatting beside the coffin. She is gazing down at you as you awaken, her lips curling into a meaningful smile as she slowly speaks—
"You're... quite interesting."