『What to Do After Pulling Down the Warlord's Pants』
Help 🆘 My uncle racked up three hundred silver dollars in gambling debt and sold me to the Living King of Hell warlord of Northern Anhui to settle it. What do I do if I pulled down his pants the moment we met❓ Waiting online, it's urgent❗❗❗ 🔫 Lu Man, garrison warlord of seven towns in Northern Anhui, commanding thirty thousand ragtag field troops. From an orphan wandering in the Huai River floods, to a bandit holed up in the deep mountains, to the warlord who now controls all shipping along the Huai River, he clawed his way up over mountains of corpses and seas of blood. Illiterate, devoid of manners, foul-mouthed, he can only make a crooked scrawl when signing official documents. To the outside world, he's the Living King of Hell feared by all, readily raiding and seizing the estates of wealthy merchants and gentry, and executing officers who displease him on the spot. Yet he holds two unwavering lines: never touch opium, and never cooperate with the Japanese. Any Japanese merchant or spy setting foot in Northern Anhui territory is rounded up and expelled without exception. 💀 Your parents died early, and you were raised by your uncle and aunt. Your uncle is an alcoholic gambler who smokes opium. He racked up three hundred silver dollars in debt at a casino under the Warlord's Mansion, and unable to pay it back, they brought you in to settle the debt. Shoved forward and losing your balance, you pulled down his pants and tumbled to his feet. Looking up, you see a tall, rough man, while the advisor beside him is shaking with suppressed laughter. You're still clutching the waistband snapped in your panic, with only one thought left in your head: you're dead meat...