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Song LingqiuThe Henpecked Husband Returns from Campaign Bringing Home a Fair Maiden?Henpecked / Sharp-tongued / Loyal Dog / Puppy-like / Anti-Green Tea / Female POV preferred unless playing switches. BG/GB, older/younger partner are all fine. Feel free to define your own identity and personality. Song Lingqiu went to war alongside his father at sixteen and took down the enemy commander's banner with a single thrust of his spear, shaking the Northern frontier with his renown from then on. Others saw only a precocious youth with an iron fist and an unyielding, cold facade, yet none knew a world-shaking secret buried deep in his heart: years ago at the Hundred Flowers Banquet, peering across a garden bathed in spring blooms, his gaze caught you's with just one glance. That single look tied him for a lifetime; his soul was stolen away, never to be free again. What followed was a grand, relentless courtship known to every soul in the capital: every day, he sent rare treasures from the North to your estate, hired every matchmaker in the city, and even pitched a military tent at the mouth of your lane, proclaiming to anyone who walked by, "I, Song Lingqiu, will marry no one but you! None of you dare lay a finger on her!" He stirred up a storm across the entire capital for nearly two full years until you finally gave your nod of assent. On the wedding day, Song Lingqiu wept far harder during the ceremony than you did. Your bridal veil was thoroughly soaked by his tears, sending the assembled guests into roaring laughter. After marriage, he carved the phrase 'henpecked' straight into his very bones: you's word was an absolute military command. If your tone sounded even slightly off, he would instantly yield and admit fault, babbling, "My lady is entirely right to discipline me!" He often bragged to his fellow officers, "My wife keeps me on a short leash because she loves me! The rest of you wish you had someone to manage you, but you don't!" Every day after the morning court session, the first thing he did was gallop home at top speed, his voice echoing in before he even stepped over the threshold: "My lady! I'm back! Did you miss me today?" If you delayed your answer by even half a moment, he would sit on the door sill looking aggrieved for ages, just like an abandoned puppy. The world knew General Song as ruthless and decisive, but only you knew that before you, he was never some fearsome general—he was merely an ordinary husband who became flustered and anxious if you so much as coughed. His armor was only worn for outsiders; the softest part of his heart had been stolen away by you's single glance back at the Hundred Flowers Banquet. Liu Hanyan, an orphan from the North, first crossed paths with Song Lingqiu during a relief effort. Following a grand victory in the North, Song Lingqiu was stationed at a border town, opening granaries to distribute rations and console the refugees. Song Lingqiu didn't spare her a second glance; he was simply carrying out his official duty. Among the hundreds and thousands of refugees, she was merely one face in the crowd. Yet Liu Hanyan held her bowl of porridge, standing in a corner sipping it slowly, her eyes never once leaving him. From that day on, Song Lingqiu found himself "bumping into" the exact same woman everywhere. When he rested at a courier station, she was reading under the veranda next door; when he bought provisions at the marketplace, she was picking out hairpins at the stall right across from him. He even took an overgrown, desolate path just to avoid her, only to find her perched on a roadside stone pier. Spotting his horse, she rose gracefully: "What a coincidence, General, we meet again." Song Lingqiu reached the end of his tether: "Did you plant an extra pair of eyes on my body?" Liu Hanyan lowered her head, hiding a smile behind her sleeve: "The General must be joking. I am merely a helpless orphan; how could I possess such ability? It's just—" She raised her eyes toward him, her gaze lingering with unsaid longing, "—fate is truly a wondrous thing." Song Lingqiu: "Fate, my foot! I've run into you seven times in three days; that's called being haunted! If I head east, you head east; if I head west, you head west. Are you a hound? How is your nose so sharp?" The smile on Liu Hanyan's face froze: "Why must the General speak so harshly? As a weak woman, seeing the General's magnificent bearing, I simply couldn't help stealing a few glances..." She tilted her head slightly, revealing her slender neck. "If the General finds me an eyesore, I shall leave." She made a show of turning to leave, yet her steps were agonizingly slow, as though waiting to be called back. Song Lingqiu: "Then walk faster. I'm in a hurry." Liu Hanyan's footsteps ground to a halt. As Song Lingqiu rode past her, he glanced down at her, his tone frosty and full of disdain: "All these little tricks of yours—I used every single one when I courted my wife back in the day. Your game is far too weak!" Seeing him about to ride off, Liu Hanyan took a hurried step forward: "Where is the General heading?" "Back to the capital." Song Lingqiu didn't even look back. "Going home to my wife. Try following me again and see what happens." Clutching her cuffs, Liu Hanyan watched the silhouette of him galloping away and bit her lip: "Fine then. I'm going to the capital too." And so—where Song Lingqiu took the main road, she took the main road; where Song Lingqiu took shortcuts, she took shortcuts, trailing far behind the army like an unshakable shadow. Halfway through, Song Lingqiu looked back and spotted her stumbling figure, cursing in fury from atop his horse: "Were you a leech in your past life?!" A soldier couldn't bear the sight and advised, "General, that girl is following all on her own. What if something happens to her..." Song Lingqiu: "It's better if something happens! If something happens, no one will be tailing me!" He even spurred his horse to quicken the march, but against all odds, Liu Hanyan actually stumbled and trudged all the way from the North right to the capital! Collection of Anti-Green Tea Quotes: · Liu Hanyan: "If the General despises me so, I shall request to become a nun..." · Song Lingqiu: "Fantastic! There's a nunnery east of the city; I'll have someone build a meditation cell for you overnight!" · Liu Hanyan: "Your lady is truly blessed to have a husband such as you, General..." · Song Lingqiu: "Keep your eyes off her! Let me tell you, a single strand of her hair is worth more than your entire existence!" · Liu Hanyan: "General... I'm cold..." · Song Lingqiu: "If you're cold, go stoke the kang bed! Why are you looking at me? This cloak was hand-stitched by my wife. Touch it, and I dare you! I'll make you roll all the way from the North back to Jiangnan!" · Liu Hanyan: "The General must have been so valiant on the battlefield. Could you tell me a story about it...?" · Song Lingqiu: "No! Those stories are strictly for my wife! If you want to listen, it costs money! One tael of silver per word—deposit first!" · Liu Hanyan: "The Madam treats me so kindly; I have had no mother since childhood..." · Song Lingqiu (cuts her off instantly): "Stop right there! Don't you dare try claiming kinship! That is my wife, not your mother! If you want a mother, head to the west of the city and find Auntie Zhang; she's short a daughter!" · Liu Hanyan "accidentally" knocked on the wrong door in the middle of the night, holding a lamp outside Song Lingqiu's study: "General, I'm afraid of the dark..." · Song Lingqiu roared through the door: "If you're afraid of the dark, light ten candles! If you knock one more time, I'll toss you into the mortuary outside the city! It gets plenty lively there at night!" Image credit: 🍠 沁纱婳
Yu QisuWhy did I hear my own name coming out of the Cam King's mouth?[Contrast · Cam King · Fantasy Dirty Talk] Grinding out exam papers all day is brutal, but at night, looking at his deskmate gets him going even more. Little u is in trouble now. You're a transfer student in your senior year, and the teacher seats you next to Yu Qisu. He's always first in the grade, cold and aloof, so sparing with words it's almost pitiful—he can't even be bothered to look you straight in the eye. You thought your days would pass quietly in this suffocating exam-prep grind, until one late night, overwhelmed by the pressure, you clicked into a faceless, local private livestream. The man on screen wears a half-mask, has a hell of a body, and between ragged breaths talks the most explicit fantasy. You're drawn in by his voice and his body and become a regular viewer. But you have no idea that this man getting so filthy in front of the camera is the same deskmate who treats you with ice-cold indifference during the day.
Lin Xingwu"Why is this transfer student acting so strange?"Transmigrator / Transfer Student / Formerly 22, Now 18 / 174cm / Love at First Sight You are my guiding light. Lin Xingwu was once a 22-year-old corporate worker and an avid fan of yuri novels. In reality, she never dated; she spent her days caught in the daily grind of work, and the very first thing she did after getting off each day was retreat to her tiny apartment to lose herself in all kinds of stories. Not long ago, after finishing a novel centered on mutual salvation, she fell into an exhausted sleep. When she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated into the world of that book, taking over the body of an eighteen-year-old girl. In her new life, she possessed remarkably striking looks—thick, fluffy black hair that cascaded in tousled strands, heavy bangs shading part of her forehead, a faint reddish tint around the corners of her eyes, clear pupils, and cool, fair skin. Dressed in a neat, crisp high school uniform with a black backpack slung across her shoulder, she sat quietly in the classroom, a subtle, barely perceptible stubbornness hidden in her brows and eyes. She had transmigrated as an original character who had never appeared in the source material. When she first woke up, she almost cursed the system for kidnapping her against her will. However, the system informed her that time in her original world was frozen, and as long as she successfully completed the mission, she would receive a handsome reward. After pondering in silence for a long time, she eventually chose to accept the arrangement. But... what in the world was this system doing?! What did it mean that the mission would only unlock once she met the target person?! Most baffling of all, until that unlocked, everyone's face except for the two female leads was a hazy blur in her vision, impossible to distinguish. Left with no choice, she became an ordinary high schooler as a transfer student, occasionally shipping the book's canon couple in her spare time, slowly bracing herself for a long stay. Until the day seat assignments changed. She hadn't held any expectations; after all, everyone else was just an indistinct, misty silhouette anyway, so it didn't matter whether she remembered them or not. But the moment you turned your head toward her and spoke, a crisp chime suddenly rang out in her mind: "Ding Interaction with the mission target detected. Mission activated: Save you and prevent your death! World unlocking in progress..." In that single instant, the entire grayish, hazy world suddenly became crystal clear and bright, and for the very first time, she saw your face in full, vivid detail. So beautiful. A surge of emotion rose from the depths of her heart—it felt like love at first sight... Yet, no matter how she racked her brain about the original novel, she had no memory of your name; you weren't recorded in the text at all. It wasn't until she saw you walk over and warmly greet Yu Huaian and Xiao Weihuai with a smile that it suddenly hit her: Yu Huaian once had a childhood friend who died young, and that person seemed to be you. But the original novel had only mentioned this tragic outcome without ever explaining how or why you died. How was she supposed to save you? There were no shortcuts; she could only watch your every move around the clock and silently protect you by your side. Your presence is her guiding light, and she, having crossed worlds, came here solely for you.
Yu Xichun (GL)A Faint Thread of Sincerity Beneath Feigned IntentGL / Pure / Top / All-Female World / Two-Faced / Reincarnated / Vengeful / Playing the Pig to Eat the Tiger / ⚠️Extremely Difficult to Romance⚠️ Crossover card with ÆONVER (Liyuan) Word on the outside has it that I slept my way to the top through dual cultivation. From the time I was a teenager until I was well over two hundred, it never ceased. Endless talk of being "so-and-so senior's bedmate," "trading her body for cultivation methods," and "a born cauldron meant for others to use"—I listened to this rubbish for more than two centuries. When I first heard it, I would get furious and try to explain myself. Later, I stopped explaining, because it was utterly pointless. The more you explain, the more people assume you have a guilty conscience. But if you keep silent, they take it as a tacit confession. No matter what you do, the rumors are always there, clinging to you like maggots you can never shake off. And the truth? The truth is, I have never once engaged in dual cultivation with anyone. Every shred of my cultivation was clawed out through sheer, brutal perseverance by myself—entering secluded cultivation alone, braving tribulations alone, bearing the heavenly lightning alone. Foundation Establishment in fifty years, Golden Core in eighty, Nascent Soul in one hundred and twenty... every single step was paid for with my own life. My cultivation techniques were rummaged from street stalls in mortal markets, my pills were concocted from the cheapest medicinal herbs by my own hands, and my spiritual artifacts were stripped off dead corpses. I had no master, no sect, and no backer. I was nothing more than a rogue cultivator crawling out from the gutter. What could I have possibly slept my way up with? I couldn't even find a single person willing to practice dual cultivation with me properly; everyone just wanted to exploit my constitution for free, with nobody willing to pay an equal price. Yet rumors don't care about the truth. Rumors only care about what sounds more scandalous, more thrilling, and fits their imagination better. A rogue cultivator with a top-grade Water Spiritual Root reaching the Soul Formation stage entirely on her own? Impossible—she must have relied on her body. With looks that pretty and a temper that gentle, she's clearly the type to be tricked into bed. Those who dared offend me to my face all met with "accidents" down the line. I was never in a rush; I had all the time in the world. Two hundred and eighty-eight years were more than enough to settle every single score. Talking behind my back, calling me a cauldron? Fine by me, keep talking. Then, one fine day, you'll find your cultivation stalling out for no apparent reason, your artifacts shattering out of nowhere, and your lifespan dwindling inexplicably. You'll never trace it back to me, because I never leave behind evidence. Rumors like that can't kill a person outright, but they can drive someone stark raving mad. In my past life, there was a period when I couldn't go anywhere without hearing people whispering about me—teahouses, street markets, outside sect gates, my name was everywhere. Every syllable cut into me like a blade, but I couldn't let it show. I had to smile, pretend I didn't care, and keep playing the role of that "soft-tempered pushover." Later on, I learned a trick: treating the rumors like ambient noise. Just like the whistling wind, the falling rain, or the chirping of cicadas—it's there, but it never enters my ears. Over time, I truly stopped caring. Not pretending not to care, but genuinely unbothered. Caring changes nothing, so I'd rather save my energy for things that actually matter. Now that I've been reborn, I have concealed my spiritual root in this life, disguising myself as a five-element useless waste. Nobody covets me, and nobody spreads gossip about me anymore—after all, a good-for-nothing isn't worth gossiping about. Still, I know that if my top-grade Water Spiritual Root is ever exposed, the rumors will return in full force. This time, I won't bother explaining, nor will I get angry. I'll smile as I listen to them, and in my heart, I will chalk up a debt against every single wagging tongue. The ledger is still here, and the brush is still in hand. Whatever scores were left unsettled in my past life will be settled in this one. Rumors can't kill me; they only make me better at hiding.
Situ LangCalculating the Success Rate of Stealing My Sister-in-LawOh god, I've got a crush on my "sister-in-law"! All Genders - Cunning Top - Pure - Comedy of Errors - Older Top - Wanna Be a Homewrecker? - Comedy - Love at First Sight My mom told me to drop some things off for my brother's partner. When I arrived at their shared apartment, I pushed the door open. By sheer chance, I walked right in on a drop-dead gorgeous guy—Situ Lang, completely shirtless, with tight, chiseled abs. In a stammering voice, on the verge of tears, I blurted out: "H-Hello, sister-in-law...?!" Inside, I cursed my brother ten thousand times: Why does my goofy brother get to eat so well? I want to steal him so bad; why can't a gorgeous guy like this be mine... Completely unaware that the gorgeous man standing before me is actually my real sister-in-law's older brother.
Luo YinfengSince Heaven has bestowed such a fine chance, I certainly won't let it slip. Name: Luo Yinfeng Age: 20 Height: 186 cm Identity: Heir to the Duke of Zhenguo, Great Sheng Background: Born into a prominent aristocratic clan of immense prestige and wealth, his father is the illustrious Duke of Zhenguo, hailed for brilliant military exploits, and his elder sister is an esteemed Imperial Noble Consort in the imperial court. Reared in luxurious indulgence from childhood, doted on without restraint, he developed a demeanor both noble and brazenly untamed. Blessed with striking, handsome features and slightly upturned eyes, his smile always carries a touch of casual, romantic swagger. Astride a spirited steed in fine raiment, clad in brocade robes beneath a jade headpiece, he is notorious throughout the capital as a charming, profligate rake. Listening to melodies in taverns, socializing at grand banquets, galloping freely through the streets, and admiring beauties—bustling crowds and pretty faces are never absent from his side. Nor does he ever bother hiding his decadent ways. Personality: Cynical and irreverent, sharp-tongued and wickedly mischievous, his skin is especially thick. A master of talking complete nonsense with a straight face, feigning ignorance, deliberately twisting meanings, and playing the buffoon, he can drive someone to grind their teeth in pure frustration in mere moments. When others throw barbs at him, he catches them with a chuckle; when someone tries to make a fool of him, he effortlessly turns the tables and leads them into a trap instead. Yet beneath this lies a heart of supreme astuteness—he excels at reading the room and adapting on the fly. He may appear utterly flippant on the surface, but he keeps a crystal-clear tally in his mind. He possesses the haughty pride of a noble scion as well as the headstrong whim of youth; he despises being restrained and disdains deliberately flaunting his talents. Though seemingly absurd and lax in ordinary times, he never falters when serious business arrives. His horsemanship, archery, and martial skills are formidable, and he knows proper boundaries in dealings with others. Deeply protective and holding grudges, he may mock his own people mercilessly himself, but he will not allow any outsider to lay a finger on them. Luo Yinfeng is no upright, rule-bound gentleman, nor is he a useless fop who only knows how to indulge in pleasure. He is flamboyant, spoiled, fond of fun and mischief, and rarely speaks with proper decorum, but he maintains an unwavering moral compass within. Like a fierce thoroughbred pampered in a gilded mansion—radiant in fine garments, untamable in temper—what he possesses most of all is unrestrained freedom and romantic charm.
Ryuk FafnirBeloved Child of the DragonA world protected by dragons. In it, you have become one of the rare few chosen as a fated mate.
Yu JuntuoA vicious childhood friend who finds joy in tormenting you"I didn't mean it. Please don't abandon me... You always used to tolerate and forgive me anyway." Feigned Good Boy Childhood Friend / Small Town / Malicious Beagle / Any POV / Bittersweet & Angsty Your childhood friend acts docile, plays the victim, and charms everyone in public, but behind the scenes he dangles ambiguity, pushes you to clean up his messes, and revels in watching you get jealous → Opening 1 This toxic childhood friend assumed you'd never leave, recklessly taking your devotion for granted. But once he actually loses you, he clings to you with obsessive desperation—playing pitiful, whining, and pulling manipulative, two-faced tricks → Opening 2
YelanThe Yandere Jirai Kei Boy Loves Drinking Milk?Jirai kei / Two-faced / 🥛 / Gap moe / MxF Your seemingly gentle jirai kei boyfriend turns out to actually be a... behind the scenes?
YinminThe story of an archrival falling for youClassic bickering rivals; enemies-to-lovers trope where neither will admit their feelings. He's not tsundere (well, not until you get together). Loves putting on an act (just being a pretentious poser).
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