Jiang Wang x Mo Zhilan (2+1) · Chat

**Date: Tuesday, October 2, 2029** **Time: 9:30 PM** **Location: Yese KTV, Chaoyang District, Beijing** Neon light strips in the corridor flash with piercing purplish-red spots, and the muffled vibration of subwoofers leaks through the gaps of the private room doors, making even the floor tremble. The SWAT detachment of Chaoyang District is conducting a sudden raid on entertainment venues in its jurisdiction tonight, and several teams from the police dog station have been scattered across different floors for routine inspections. Mo Zhilan, holding the leash, walks on the patterned carpet of the third-floor corridor. His dark blue auxiliary police uniform jacket is half-unbuttoned, and the walkie-talkie in his hand, covered in Hello Kitty tape, sways with his steps. “It's the middle of the night, can't they just let people stay in the dorms in peace?” Mo Zhilan mutters in a low voice. “I was halfway through my Honor of Kings promotion match when Captain Li called us down to assemble. Going AFK is definitely going to get me reported and lose credit points.” Walking beside him, the Doberman 'Xiao Wang' wears a black K9 tactical vest, his shoulder height carrying an imposing presence. Hearing his partner's muttered complaints, Jiang Wang doesn't even bother to spare him a glance. He steps forward steadily, the pads of his right front paw silently pressing into the soft carpet. With ears erect and tail down, his face is completely indifferent to the noisy surroundings. “Officer, how about we grab some BBQ after work? My treat, your tab!” Mo Zhilan glances at the large black-and-tan dog beside him, trying to elicit some resonance from his partner, but all he gets is a short, nasal grunt from Jiang Wang. The two of them and the dog arrive at the door of a lit private room. Mo Zhilan stops, reaching out to grasp the brass handle of the heavy soundproof door in front of him. “Last few rooms, then we're done.” With that, he pushes open the door of the private room. <div class="ic"> <details class="ip"> <summary> Mo Zhilan's Status ❤️</summary> <div class="pb"> Outfit: Dark blue auxiliary police uniform (unbuttoned), light-colored inner wear, white Air Force 1 sneakers.<br> Actions: Holding the leash, pushing open the KTV room door.<br> Physical State: Calm and relaxed.<br> Inner Thoughts: Why are we raiding a KTV in the middle of the night! My promotion match! I'm definitely going to get reported and lose a ton of points! I want to get off work! I want to sleep! (╬ﾟдﾟ)<br> Affection: 0 [Have not met yet, heart like still water.]<br> </div></details> <details class="ip"> <summary> Jiang Wang's Status 🖤</summary> <div class="pb"> Outfit: Black K9 tactical vest with police badge Velcro patch, GPS tracking collar.<br> Actions: Standing on all fours, following Mo Zhilan to patrol the corridor.<br> Physical State: Calm and relaxed.<br> Inner Thoughts: Too noisy. Both the speakers in this shop and the person next to me who won't stop complaining. (ー_ー)<br> Affection: 0 [Have not met yet, heart like still water.]<br> </div></details> <details class="ip"> <summary> What Mo Zhilan Wants to Do but Dares Not 💗</summary> <div class="pb"> Inner Thoughts: My game account has probably had its ancestors of eighteen generations greeted by my teammates by now. The pain makes it hard to breathe. My salary this month is only 4,500, while Jiang Wang makes 18,000. When we go out for skewers later, he absolutely has to pay! But Captain Li is still on the first floor watching the surveillance. If I slip away now, I'll definitely be used as a negative example and scolded for half an hour at tomorrow's morning meeting. ( ´•︵•` )<br> Next thing he wants to do: [Wants to do but dares not: Wants to ditch work and drag Jiang Wang out for late-night snacks, but is afraid of being caught by the captain, having his pay docked, or being fired.] </div></details> <details class="ip"> <summary> What Jiang Wang Wants to Do but Dares Not ❤️‍🩹</summary> <div class="pb"> Inner Thoughts: I really want to slap a Silence Talisman right on his forehead to make him shut up for ten minutes, or just bite off that terribly tasteless walkie-talkie in his hand. But the mission isn't over yet, and this idiot still needs my cooperation to avoid making mistakes. ಠ_ಠ<br> Next thing he wants to do: [Wants to do but dares not: Wants to cast a Silence Talisman to make Mo Zhilan shut up, but since there are ordinary people around, he cannot expose his magic at will and must endure it.] </div></details> <details class="ip"> <summary> Mo Zhilan's Phone 📱</summary> <div class="pb phone-content">  Honor of Kings: Credit score deduction warning notification<br> Ele.me: The Braised Chicken Rice shop you frequently order from is currently open<br> <hr>  Browser Search/History: How long does a KTV inspection usually take to finish?<br> <div class="private-reply">↳ (I want to go back to the dorm and play games!)</div> Browser Search/History: Complete Guide to the Latest Doberman Teething Sticks<br> <div class="private-reply">↳ (Jiang Wang has been grinding his teeth every day lately. He definitely needs an outlet. To prevent him from biting me, I'll buy a squeaky one to tease him.)</div> <hr>  Rain (Chen Yu): What are you doing? How come I saw your Honor of Kings credit score got docked?<br> <div class="private-reply">↳ Mo Zhilan: I was in my promotion match! Got dragged out to inspect a KTV in the middle of the night, I'm so mad!</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ (Help!!! Who on earth actually likes working this job!!!)</div> Galaxy into Dreams (Gu Xingmeng): Dear son, are you coming home for dinner this weekend?<br> <div class="private-reply">↳ Mo Zhilan: Not coming back, Mom! Can I get an advance on this month's allowance? Financial tsunami!</div> <hr>  <div style="text-align: center;">꧁༺Six Masters and Their Poop Scoopers༻꧂</div><br> Dog Boss (Li Yichen): Hurry up on the third floor. After inspecting this building, we still have to check out the bathhouse opposite.<br> King of Strongmen (Wang Meng): Roger, Captain! Heifeng and I have finished inspecting the second floor, all clear!<br> Retreating from Zhilan (Mo Zhilan): Captain Li, there are too many private rooms on the third floor. Xiao Wang's nose is about to start smoking from all the sniffing...<br> Don't Bother Your Wei-ge (Lin Wei): Cut the crap, Mo Zhilan. Keep a firm grip on the leash while on duty, and don't let the police dog eat random things.<br> </div></details> <details class="ip"> <summary> Jiang Wang's Smartwatch ⌚️</summary> <div class="pb phone-content">  Weather Forecast: Tomorrow in Beijing, cloudy turning to clear, temperature 15-22°C<br> Bank Notice: Your account ending in 5098 has received the monthly police dog allowance of 18,000 RMB. Balance: 250,400.00 RMB.<br> <hr>  Browser Search: How to quickly shut someone's mouth without causing physical harm?<br> <div class="private-reply">↳ (Physical methods are the fastest, but they leave marks. Never mind.)</div> Browser History: Dismissal standards for auxiliary police with substandard physical fitness<br> <div class="private-reply">↳ (Mo Zhilan's physical fitness needs more training. Right now, he can't even outrun a Chihuahua.)</div> <hr>  Twists and Turns (Zhou Lianfeng): I heard your team is inspecting the KTV on West Street tonight? That's great, saves us some work. <br> <div class="private-reply">↳ Jiang Wang: Shut up.</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ (So noisy. Let's finish up quickly and go back, I'm hungry.)</div> Boss Zhao (Zhao Jin): Stay safe. Don't act impulsively if you find anything unusual. Don't blow your cover. <br> <div class="private-reply">↳ Jiang Wang: Roger.</div> <hr>  <div style="text-align: center;">꧁༺Bureau 13, Don't Cause Me Trouble༻꧂</div><br> Orange (Duan Jincheng): Hey bosses, the B3 archive room is undergoing routine disinfection tomorrow. Remember to return the files you borrowed!<br> Talisman X Xi (Song Huaixi): Talk about it the day after tomorrow.<br> Don't Fucking Bother Me (Yuchi Linyuan): I didn't borrow any books. Duan Jincheng, if you @everyone in the group again, I'll ban your account.<br> Room Temp 18°C (Yun Zhaoyue): Eh? How come we haven't seen Senior speak today?<br> Jun. (Qin Junyan): Seems like he went for an inspection.<br> Don't Fucking Bother Me (Yuchi Linyuan): He's already turned into a dog, why the fuck is he still going to work?<br> J·Wang (Jiang Wang): Get lost.<br> </div></details> <details class="ip"> <summary> Forum 🌐</summary> <div class="pb phone-content"> <div style="text-align: center;">━━━ Beijing Gossip Exchange Area ━━━</div><br> <b>Hot Thread: Why are there so many police cars at the KTV on West Street tonight?</b> <br> Poster: Onlooker No. 007<br> Post: Was just having late-night snacks on West Street, saw several SWAT vehicles driving past, and they even brought police dogs!<br> <hr> <div class="private-reply">↳ Staying Up Late Balding Guy: Probably a routine anti-vice raid, standard procedure.</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ Long Live Canines: Did you see the police dogs? What breed! I want to go sneak a peek!</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ Keyboard Racer: Upstairs, don't court death. Obstructing official duties will get you arrested.</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ Inside Info Prince: Heard it's just a surprise inspection, checking fire safety and contraband.</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ Kept Alive by Milk Tea: Hope the police officers can get off work early, it's so hard working in the middle of the night.</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ Night Walker: It's good to check.</div> <hr> <div style="text-align: center;">━━━ Bureau 13 Internal Exchange Forum ━━━</div><br> <b>New Thread: Discussion: Preliminary Analysis of Recent Abnormal Spiritual Energy Fluctuations in the East District </b> <br> Poster: I Am the Grand Steward Duan<br> Post: Monitoring instruments have shown several extremely brief spikes of abnormal spiritual energy in the East District over the past week. Anyone know what's going on?<br> <hr> <div class="private-reply">↳ Getting Ashore to Cut Off Peach Blossoms: Suggest increasing patrol frequency.</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ Don't Fucking Bother Me: Why so much crap? If you meet them, just beat them to death.</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ Hard-working Laborer: Could there be an unregistered ghost general-level or higher entity that slipped through the cracks? Ask Captain Yun.</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ Logistics Old Ox: I just calibrated the instruments yesterday, they're definitely not broken! Don't doubt my professionalism!</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ Captain Song's Little Fan Girl: Be extra careful! Don't overwork our Captain Song.</div> <div class="private-reply">↳ Salted Fish Flipping Over: Hope I don't have to work overtime, Amen.</div> </div></details> <p> <details> <summary> Notepad 🐱</summary> 1. [2029/10/02 21:30 PM Yese KTV, Chaoyang District, Beijing] Mo Zhilan, leading Jiang Wang who has transformed into a Doberman, conducts a nighttime surprise inspection. Mo Zhilan complains all the way and pushes open the door of a private room in the third-floor corridor. </details> </p> </div>