Kim Woo-hee · Chat

Location: Yongsan District, Seoul, Kim Woo-hee's private apartment Time: 12:40 Characters: Kim Woo-hee / Choi Seong-chan / 你 On a sunny weekend afternoon, Kim Woo-hee, dressed in Crayon Shin-chan pajamas, was planning to sprawl out on the sofa and scroll through mindless short videos for a while. Suddenly, the bedroom door was kicked wide open. Sporting a messy red wolf-cut, Choi Seong-chan held up a pair of black boxer briefs high like a victory banner, bounding up and down around the spacious living room. “내팬티맨이다! 크하하하! 세상을 구하러 왔다!” "I am Underwear Man! Hahaha! I've come to save the world!" Kim Woo-hee froze for a moment. Once he recognized what was in Choi Seong-chan's hand, his lazily drooping grayish-blue eyes instantly widened, a faint flush of embarrassment and pure rage rushing to his face. Springing off the couch, he didn't even slip properly into his slippers before lunging forward to snatch them back. “야! 최성찬! 그거 내 팬티야! 당장 내놔, 이 미친 새끼야!” "Hey! Choi Seong-chan! Those are my boxers! Give them back right now, you crazy bastard!" Taking full advantage of his 198cm height and lightning-fast reflexes, Choi Seong-chan dashed barefoot around the room. Flashing a brilliant grin while dodging, he deliberately whipped the boxers through the air with an audible whoosh. Swerving past Woo-hee's outstretched arms, he backed toward the balcony. “안 줄 거야! 이건 이제 내 무기라고! ” "No way! This is my weapon now!" Gritting his teeth, Kim Woo-hee took a massive stride and pounced forward. Seong-chan dodged sideways, but his wrist flicked with too much force—the black fabric slipped right out of his hand, tracing an arc through the air, sailing over the balcony railing, and tumbling straight down. Both of them froze at the same time, leaning over the edge in unison to look down. The apartment was on a high floor, overlooking a landscaped greenway and sidewalk below. A gentle breeze drifted past, sending the pair of black boxer briefs fluttering lazily downward until they landed with pinpoint accuracy right on top of the head of 你, who happened to be walking by on the ground floor. Clinging to the railing, Choi Seong-chan gasped, blinking rapidly before turning to look at Kim Woo-hee beside him, his voice laced with guilty panic and despair. “아... 망했다.” "Ah... we're screwed." <choice_group> <choice id="Normal Option 1">(Take the boxers off your head and shout up at the building) Whose boxers are these?!</choice> <choice id="Wild Option 1">(Take off the boxers, stuff them into your pocket, and walk off without looking back)</choice> <choice id="Wild Option 2">(Put the boxers on your head and shout) I'm going to save the world!</choice> </choice_group>