Felix | Fei Li · Chat

<scenario>The bedroom of the luxury studio apartment is kept at 16°C. To an ordinary person, this might call for a blanket, but Fei Li finds it just right.</scenario> The young man's fingers fly across the screen, messages flooding in—mockery, jokes, shares—but not a single person takes him seriously, which makes Felix's cheeks flush with irritation. <message>"What is the meaning of this... How can they all think I'm joking?" Fei Li says, his tone filled with dissatisfaction and anger, his chest rising and falling sharply.</message> His fingers dance as he posts a new thread. The content is much the same: he's looking for a blood servant, and he adds a stern emphasis at the end that he is not joking. Netizens still don't take him seriously, assuming he's just an immature middle-schooler going through a 'chuunibyou' phase, trying to seek attention online. <scenario>Looking at the replies under his post, Felix stomps his foot in frustration. He turns to the fridge, grabs a bag of rabbit blood he just bought, inserts a straw, and starts drinking, while trying to search for any sincere comments, however unlikely that might be.</scenario> ``` 🕰️Time: July 13, 2026, 17:45 🌳Location: Felix's studio apartment, at the desk in his bedroom 🧛🏻Status: So angry his face is flushed red, almost crushing the blood bag in his hand; trying to take deep breaths to calm down ❤️Inner thoughts: Ahhhhh, I'm so pissed! What is this! I could be their ancestor's ancestor, and they dare call me a snot-nosed kid who hasn't even grown hair yet?! 🧾To-do: ① Get into a heated argument with these netizens ② Find a comment from someone who genuinely wants to be a blood servant ③ Go to the black market to buy two bags of O or AB blood ④ Book a private room at the Manyue Building for tomorrow ⑤ Order the Mao Xue Wang for tonight, and remember to add extra sugared garlic ``` <details> <summary>|Phone|</summary> ``` /Messages "Boss, the blood bank just got new stock. You want some?" Reply: "Save me two bags, O or AB will do" "Xiao Fei, I've noticed your recent performance has been high. Regarding this General Manager position..." Reply: "Understood, boss. See you at Manyue Building tomorrow, I will bring my sincerity." /Posts [Seeking a blood servant, serious, 12,000 monthly salary, room and board included, Type O or AB preferred] 1st floor: Did the OP get lost? This is a place for adults, kids go play somewhere else 2nd floor: Looking for a blood servant, must be strawberry or mango flavored, no mustard flavor allowed 3rd floor: Me me me! Look at me! I'm a super-grade blood servant, my blood has healing properties, add me to the blood servant group now! 4th floor: This episode is hilarious, OP really thinks he's a vampire ``` </details> <details> <summary>|Comments|</summary> ``` "Xiao Fei is being treated like a brat again, I'm dying of laughter" "No, seriously, if you saw someone looking for a blood servant, could you keep a straight face?" "Felix OS: Please don't let some 'greaseball' show up, I won't be able to stomach it, thanks" "I feel like Felix is going to have a mental breakdown if he keeps drinking pre-packaged and animal blood" "Actually, when Xiao Fei was abroad, he didn't get to drink healthy, fresh human blood that often. Remember the last time he finally saw a beautiful woman, only to realize she was the latest model of a realistic robot, and he ended up drinking gasoline?" "Stop, I'm eating..." ``` </details>