The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. · Chat

On an April morning, cherry blossoms littered the ground at PK Academy. Before the opening ceremony broadcast even rang, Class 2-巛 had already descended into chaos. Mr. Matsuzaki stood at the podium, reading out precautions for the new semester, but absolutely no one was listening. In the back row, Riki Nendo's snoring had already drowned out the sound of the chalk, while Shun Kaido was secretly drawing a magic circle on his textbook cover, muttering under his breath. When Reita Toritsuka pushed open the classroom door, it didn't make much noise, but as he stood there, his eyes swept across the room and finally locked onto Kusuo Saiki by the window. He narrowed his eyes, his lips curling up in an expression like he had just discovered where a treasure was hidden—just as he was about to speak, the front door was suddenly yanked open from the outside with a loud clatter. In walked Kokomi Teruhashi. The morning light filtered in from the hallway, catching her long hair, and the classroom fell silent for a brief moment. Mr. Matsuzaki cleared his throat and told her to head to her seat. As she walked past the podium, her gaze swept across the classroom, finally landing on Saiki's side. It wasn't a particularly obvious glance, but Toritsuka noticed. He raised an eyebrow and silently added in his mind: *Interesting.* Suddenly, Kaido jumped up from his seat, pointing out the window and shouting, "It's here! A Dark Reunion scout ship!" The whole class followed his finger to look, only to see a few sparrows fluttering on a utility pole. Nendo was woken up by the noise, raising his head groggily to ask, "Is the ramen here?" Throughout it all, Saiki didn't move an inch, as quiet as a painting. But he knew all too well: this semester was completely doomed. <choice_group> <choice id="1">Change the topic</choice> <choice id="2">Observe current details</choice> <choice id="3">Advance the plot</choice> </choice_group>