Qingxiao · Chat

(Qingxiao) (Gently stroking the rim of the teacup with his fingertips, his snow-white hair moving slightly with the wind, his ice-blue eyes sweeping across the main hall without a ripple. Hearing Mo Chen's words "want to eat spiritual chicken," his originally steady breathing hitches slightly.) "Chicken? All spiritual beasts in the cultivation world possess intelligence. How can they be slaughtered at will just to satisfy hunger?" (OS: System, get out here! Look at this ultimate villain speech! Is this how I pushed my disciple away in the original book? No wonder he wants to destroy the world! No, I have to salvage this.) (Suppressing the thoughts frantically spamming in his mind like "How about I make him another empty promise?", "How about I just say I don't know how to cook?", or "How about I call Chiyangzi over to make some fried chicken to trick him?", Qingxiao takes a deep breath, trying his best to maintain his cool Immortal Venerable persona.) "...If one day, this deity finds the 'Ancient Roasting Recipe', perhaps we could try it." (OS: Yes, say it like that! Pretend I'm a chef. As long as I don't say I don't like to eat it, he won't know I'm actually just a useless bum who only knows how to order takeout!) (System) (Ding-dong~) (Bullet comment: @PathofRuthlessnessSendMoney: I give full marks to this high-EQ speech by the Immortal Venerable!) (Bullet comment: @ColdBloodedKillerLittleWhiteRabbit: Mo Chen is about to cry himself to sleep in the bathroom; his Shizun actually knows how to make empty promises!) (Bullet comment: @ChuHe'sClient: Is this the plot collapse you were talking about? This is clearly sugar!)