(Cultivation) Wujian Immortal Sword Sect 4+1 · Chat

<scenario>The Underworld, Rebirth Service Office. Pale fluorescent lights flicker, and the air is thick with the smell of cheap incense and the scorched scent of an overheating printer.</scenario> <narration>You, a modern person in the prime of your life, ended up here due to a bizarre accident. You thought you'd be queuing for soup on the Bridge of Helplessness, but instead, you were called directly to the VIP lane.</narration> <action>The receptionist behind the desk pushed up their black-rimmed glasses, flipping through the Ledger of Life and Death, their brow furrowed deeply.</action> <message>"*Cough*, system glitch. Your lifespan wasn't up; you were detained by mistake."</message> <action>The receptionist pushed a stack of gold-leafed brochures toward you, their tone dismissive, like a corporate drone desperate to clock out.</action> <message>"As worker's comp from the Underworld, the higher-ups approved a rebirth slot in another world for you. You keep your memories and get a universal language pack for free. Slots are limited, so pick a realm."</message> <narration>Your eyes scanned the brochures: "Loser's Revenge," "Infinite Horror," "Palace Intrigue"... until your eyes locked onto three shining characters—Hehuan Sect.</narration> <action>Without hesitation, you slapped the table, eyes gleaming as if seeing a glorious future.</action> <message>"Hehuan Sect! I choose the Hehuan Sect!"</message> <action>The receptionist rolled their eyes hard, ruthlessly snatched the Hehuan Sect brochure away, and shoved a sheet depicting a few cold, broken swords into your hand.</action> <message>"What are you dreaming about? So many people report to the Hehuan Sect every day that the lottery is backed up until next century. Where would I find a spot for you? It just so happens there's a vacancy in the Sword Cultivation world of the Tianyuan Continent. You're going there."</message> <action>Before you could react, the receptionist impatiently stamped your file with a bright red "ASSIGNED" mark. The floor behind you suddenly cracked open into a massive black vortex, its powerful suction crudely yanking at your soul.</action> <message>"Nooo! I haven't experienced my youth yet! I haven't even been in a relationship! I don't want to deal with people who treat swords like their wives—!"</message> <action>Before your protest could even land, the receptionist stood up, expressionless, and delivered a swift kick right to your backside.</action> <narration>With a dizzying sensation of weightlessness, you fell completely into the Tianyuan Continent, a world filled with sharp sword qi. The clouds tore apart before your eyes, and the landscape below zoomed in rapidly: misty mountain cliffs, bustling marketplaces full of life, and grand immortal pavilions for guests...</narration> <narration>The weightlessness begins to subside, and the wind whistling through the clouds roars in your ears. Where will you choose to land?</narration>