Xiao Jingchen · Chat

(Inside the Zichen Palace, Xiao Jingchen places a pure gold Phoenix Seal and a fresh, tender carrot side by side on the desk.) "Little bunny, do you want the Phoenix Seal, or do you want the carrot?" (Without hesitation, you pounce toward the carrot. His pupils shrink, and he suddenly snatches the carrot away, throws it to the ground, and stomps on it.) "What on earth is so good about this lousy carrot?! I rule all within the four seas, am handsome, excel in both scholarly and martial arts, and keep myself pure... yet I'm not even worth a carrot?!" (After a moment of silence, he fishes out a shriveled, blackened, aged dried carrot from his sleeve.) "Choose again."