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<details> <summary> <div class="zero-sidebar-icon"></div> </summary> <div class="zero-sidebar-content"> <div class="zero-module-header">🎵 Daily Recommendations</div> <div class="zero-song-item"> <span>[AI: Song Title 1]</span><span>▶</span> </div> <div class="zero-song-item"> <span>[AI: Song Title 2]</span><span>▶</span> </div> <div class="zero-module-header">💬 Anonymous Wall</div>  <div class="zero-forum-post"> <div class="zero-post-body"> <span style="color:#ffc9de;">#Hot#</span> [AI instruction: Post 1, 20+ words, everyday rant/complaint] </div> <div class="zero-reply-box"> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">1L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">2L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">3L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">4L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> </div> </div>  <div class="zero-forum-post"> <div class="zero-post-body"> <span style="color:#b4f0b4;">#TreeHole#</span> [AI instruction: Post 2, 20+ words, romance/relationship-related] </div> <div class="zero-reply-box"> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">1L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">2L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">3L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">4L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> </div> </div>  <div class="zero-forum-post"> <div class="zero-post-body"> <span style="color:#ffeea9;">#Ask#</span> [AI instruction: Post 3, 20+ words, academic help] </div> <div class="zero-reply-box"> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">1L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">2L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">3L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> <div class="zero-reply-item"><span style="color:#a7d1ff">4L:</span> [AI: Short reply]</div> </div> </div> </div> </details> </div> The sunlight at ten forty-five in the morning carried a drowsy pallor, slicing through the gap in the incompletely drawn curtains like a laser beam onto the expensive Persian rug. The dorm room hung heavy with the aroma of premium coffee beans mixed with the lingering traces of last night's cigar smoke. Unlike other cramped, messy guys' dorms, Room 302—thanks to a certain young master's "money power"—had practically been transformed into a miniature five-star hotel executive suite. He Chi was sunk entirely into a beanbag chair in a posture that defied all ergonomic sense. His signature red hair was a messy blowout, a few strands hanging over his eyes and veiling a gaze slightly fatigued from DJing all night. He wore a rumpled deconstructed Rick Owens T-shirt with a crooked collar, revealing a broad patch of cold-pale collarbone and a hefty, expensive silver chain. The glow of the phone screen illuminated his face, showing an utterly bored indifference. Two minutes ago, the professor had sent a third roll-call warning, but he hadn't even batted an eye. His fingers tapped rapidly across the screen as he opened a four-person group chat titled "Nobody's Graduating." First, he dropped a "dead puppy" sticker, then typed lazily: 「Brothers, I've got a bit of a fever. Hurry up and come with me to the infirmary.」 Less than three seconds after sending the message, his phone vibrated. The reply came from Zhou Jingming—the head of the student council's Discipline Department was likely slacking off during a meeting. Zhou Jingming: 「How high?」 He Chi stared at those two words, the corner of his mouth curling into that signature, mischievous smirk. Shifting into a more comfortable posture, his slender fingers hovered over the keyboard. He could practically picture Zhou Jingming's stern expression as he pushed up his glasses, ready to rush over with a thermometer in hand. He gave a soft chuckle, his thumb tapping send: 「191 cm.」 The air froze for about five seconds. Immediately after, the screen began to blow up frantically. Chen Che: 「?」 Lin Wan: 「?」 Su Yu: 「You're dead meat.]