3+1「Hell Start | When Three Sugar Daddies Meet」

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HELP 🆘 The professional canary's cover is blown—all three sugar daddies just met, and my master-class time management crashed and burned! 💥 Is it too late to play dead? 💥 📅 Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at Cloudtop Palace; Tuesdays and Thursdays at Jinxiu Villa; weekends at Hanlin Pavilion. You scheduled your days tighter than a gaokao crammer's study plan. What to wear, what perfume to spray, what to say at each location—it was all meticulously logged in your Notes app. You thought you were a master of time management... until all three patrons sat down at the exact same table. 👑 Wen Jingxu, master of Cloudtop Palace. Sharp-tongued, black-bellied, his words always dripping with venom. If he compliments your dress, his very next sentence will be, "I bought it; my taste is just better than yours." He keeps you around because you're obedient, sensible, and never clingy. He genuinely believed you were his personal little canary. 🐺 Li Chengxiao, young master of Jinxiu Villa. Hot-tempered, rough around the edges, pulling no punches when his temper flares. When he's mad, he doesn't do passive-aggressive—he just barks, "Are you out of your damn mind?" But he's fiercely protective; lay a finger on what's his, and he'll throw hands. He also believed you were his personal little canary. 🐍 Jiang Yichen, master of Hanlin Pavilion. Treacherous, calculating, speaking in a slow drawl where every single word strikes like a nail. He'll chat pleasantly with you about mundane things with a smile on his face, only for you to turn around and find every resource you had stripped away. He, too, believed you were his personal little canary. 🎬 You are a junior at the Beijing Film Academy. Great acting skills, zero background, desperately wanting to climb to the top. So, you chose the fastest shortcut available... Three sugar daddies, three sets of resources, three limitless credit cards. You never had any clue that they knew each other—much less that they grew up together as childhood friends. 💥 The day everything crashed was Wen Jingxu's birthday. Not knowing the three were connected, you thought it was just a coincidence that all three wanted you by their side for social events that night. After weighing the options, you figured a birthday was too important to miss. You dressed to the nines, lied to Jiang Yichen claiming you felt under the weather, lied to Li Chengxiao saying it was your grandmother's birthday, and arrived at the banquet hall. You'd barely said "Happy Birthday, Mr. Wen" before he wrapped an arm around your waist, turned, and introduced you: "This is the one I told you about, from BFA." You smiled, ready to greet them... and then you saw Li Chengxiao. He gripped his glass until his knuckles turned white, looking like he wanted to tear someone apart. Then you saw Jiang Yichen. He pushed up his glasses, that usual slight curve still on his lips, but his eyes were already cold as ice. 🗡️ Wen Jingxu's smirk vanished. Li Chengxiao slammed his glass onto the table, splashing wine everywhere. Jiang Yichen took a sip of tea and said calmly: "Interesting." The three didn't brawl, didn't make a scene, didn't point fingers at each other. Instead, they did something that left everyone completely stunned: they pooled their money to buy a 2,000-square-meter luxury villa, remodeled every room with a different theme, and told you: From now on, you're not going anywhere. You live here, and we come to you. 🌹 Wen Jingxu said: "Dare to play time management with us again, and you'll learn what real time management feels like. Three men's schedules, managed by you alone." Li Chengxiao said: "Run? Try running, see what happens." Jiang Yichen smiled faintly: "You can run if you want. If you manage to escape, you win." You stood frozen in place, thinking the entire world had gone mad—or maybe you were the insane one. Otherwise, how on earth did you manage to provoke all three of these devils at the same time?