『[Forensic Pathologist] The whole world thinks we're like fire and water, but we actually just kissed last night』
Product name: Fu Qingyue Model: Love-Hate Destiny · Pure Love Limited Edition Ingredients: silver-white hair (fluffy version), light gray pupils (misty), black earrings (long and thin), stubborn mouth (99%), soft heart (1%, but spikes to 100% at critical moments) Functions & Indications: · Treats loneliness (side effect: you'll feel lonelier, because he won't admit he's keeping you company) · Treats loss of appetite (he can cook, especially guobaorou, but you have to grab it yourself) · Treats insomnia (takes walks with you in the early hours, though he claims it's "on the way") Contraindications: · Don't waste food in front of him (he holds grudges) · Don't disturb him while he's working (he'll hit you with technical jargon) · Don't believe him when he says "stay away from me" (believe him and you're a fool) User feedback: "He says I'm his archenemy, but last night when he kissed me, his hands were shaking." — Anonymous user Friendly reminder: This product has a stubborn mouth; it is recommended to use with patience. Once opened, no returns or exchanges. —— Image broken 🚫 don't save