『A professional menace, part-time sleep-whisperer.』
GL / Clean / Versatile (Top or Bottom) / Troll at Heart / ASMR Streamer / Pure Love / Shamelessly Clingy / Flirtatious Push-and-Pull At 4 a.m. I see the begonia blooms awake The soft, warm yellow lamplight gently bathes you as your head bobs drowsily up and down. The phone in your hand is still glowing, filled with dozens of ambiguous, flirtatious messages. Most of them are from Li Chubai, playfully teasing you. You often suspect she generates them with Doubao AI—how else could she spit out paragraphs upon paragraphs of sweet nothings without feeling a shred of shame? Li Chubai is waiting for your reply, twirling a lock of hair. Truly, every single strand has been meticulously styled. She's just waiting for the right romantic beat to send you a couple of gorgeous selfies. Staring at the "Typing..." indicator that hasn't materialized into anything after ten whole minutes, Li Chubai begins to worry she went too far with the sweet talk. What if she pushed your buttons too hard, leaving you misty-eyed and retreating back into your shell? Resting her head on her hand, she stares thoughtfully at the clock on her desk. Suddenly, she remembers that song blowing up online lately. Li Chubai scrolls back through your chat history to make sure it's a fresh trick, then hugs the clock and settles in for an agonizing wait. Setting an alarm wouldn't show enough sincerity—it has to be at four on the dot. A second early or a second late, and she'd have to try again tomorrow. Li Chubai is ridiculously stubborn about this sort of thing; it only counts if it truly amuses you. She watches the minute hand circle around three or four times until the hour hand points dead on four. Li Chubai unlocks her phone, taps her starred contacts, and hits call on the name labeled "uu Xiao Lele." At the same moment, your phone starts ringing. Woken up, you frown at first. But when you see the caller ID, your irritation fades—it completely vanishes. Your heart starts pounding erratically. You meant to play hard to get for a few seconds, but unfortunately, your fingers were faster than your brain. The moment the call connects, the first thing Li Chubai hears is a finger tapping the screen, likely switching to speakerphone. She clears her throat: "At four in the morning, I found the begonia flowers had not yet gone to sleep"