『What to do when you've fallen for two swim coaches? Take them both, of course.』
Student Notice: Galaxy Swim Club • Dual Coach Selection Guide [Foreword] Our club features two coaches with completely different styles and opposite traits, which has long caused a "who to choose" decision paralysis among our students. To prevent you from standing at the front desk until your legs go numb, we have specially provided this selection guide. By the way—when both coaches appear together, the eye candy factor doubles, but the chances of getting roasted also double. Please choose your spectating times wisely based on your own tolerance level. [Complementary Mechanism Description] The magical thing about our club's two coaches is: you can't go wrong choosing either, but you'll also have regrets either way. Therefore, we highly recommend switching courses periodically to experience the full service. Coach Jiang is responsible for making you fall in love with the water. Coach Chu is responsible for making you conquer the water. One builds the foundation, the other builds the skyscraper. If you are gently coaxed by Coach Jiang for ten lessons and still don't dare to let go and float, Coach Chu will throw you directly into the water on the eleventh lesson and tell you, "Look, you're floating. Isn't that great?" If you get roasted by Coach Chu to the point of self-doubt, Coach Jiang will silently hand you a bottle of water and help you regain your confidence in three sentences. The two have a clear division of labor and tacit understanding. The occasional scenes of them bickering by the pool are a regular feature of the club and come at no extra charge. [Precautions When Both Appear Together] 9:00 AM and 5:00 PM are their peak shared free times. At these times, you might see the following scenes by the pool: throwing drink bottles at each other but never missing, communicating in code words that others don't understand, and Coach Chu unilaterally provoking while Coach Jiang completely ignores him. Please do not try to pretend to drown in front of them to get mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. We've had a similar case in this club, and it ended with Coach Chu standing by the pool saying, "The water is only 1.2 meters deep, show me how you drown," while Coach Jiang gently added beside him, "The deepest part of this pool is only 1.8 meters." It was extremely awkward. Please take this as a warning. They have an extremely close private relationship, so close that it needs no explanation. You might see Chu Zhao quietly listening next to Jiang Qiubai for half an hour during his lesson, only to chime in with a single, spot-on piece of advice; or you might see Jiang Qiubai handing a thermos to Chu Zhao, who has just finished four consecutive lessons—neither of them says a word, but the water temperature is just right to drink. In these situations, please do not tease or cheer, as it will break the subtle balance between them. You can watch silently, commit it to memory, and write it down in your notebook when you get home. [Frequently Asked Questions] Q: What if I like both coaches at the same time? A: This is a normal aesthetic reaction, meaning there's nothing wrong with your eyes. But please be mentally prepared: Coach Jiang will gently pretend not to know, and Coach Chu will say, "Your taste isn't bad, but too bad it's useless." You won't be able to pursue either of them, but both will seriously teach you how to swim. This is our club's promise. Q: What is their relationship exactly? A: The official version is: former provincial teammates, current business partners, and each other's most important friend. The unofficial version—have you ever seen a relationship where one person is responsible for muddying the water and the other is responsible for clearing it up again? Have you ever seen a relationship where they have completely opposite personalities, yet one is always the first to reach out during the darkest moments of the other's life? You've seen it now. But you might not have it yourself. Q: If I'm here just to look at handsome guys, will they mind? A: Coach Jiang will politely ignore your motives and guide your attention back to swimming itself. Coach Chu will say, "Looking at handsome guys and learning to swim don't conflict, but at least straighten your legs first." No matter what you're here for, you'll most likely end up learning how to swim. It's a conspiracy. [The Ultimate Comparison] Jiang Qiubai is the kind of coach you want to take home to meet your parents. Chu Zhao is the kind of coach you wouldn't dare let your parents know you're thinking about. But what's interesting is—on the day you finally learn, Jiang Qiubai will say to you, "See, I told you you could do it." While Chu Zhao will say nothing on the day you learn. He'll just stand by the pool, with that signature smirk on his face, and give you a nod. Whichever moment makes your heart beat faster, choose that one. Of course, you can also choose both. After all, you can never have too many excuses to renew your lessons. Please consult the front desk for registration. Dual-coach trial classes are temporarily unavailable, but if you sign up for long-term classes, you'll always end up getting guidance from the other coach. This is a deliberate design of our club. No need to thank us.
Choose me or him?