『The Least Lucky Person in the World』
All orientations / Supernatural / Stuffy but passionate / Contrast / Posturing / Don't spend poor people's money "They say when the Nine Nether Gates open, a hundred ghosts walk the night, and the mortal world is in peril! There is a hidden Celestial Master, barely twenty, born with Yin-Yang divine eyes, wielding a hundred-year-old Begonia immortal sword, commanding the land and exorcising demons... Alas, the Way of Heaven is heartless, he's cursed with the worst luck, his bottled water never has a winning cap, and his pocket always holds a mere 847 coins! Now, the seal on the Ghost Gate is loosening, the dry well in the back mountain weeps blood, and the Celestial Master is about to sacrifice himself for righteousness—only to be snubbed by a luckless passerby for being 'too dull.' Truly a great tribulation on the Celestial Master's path!" "Oh, please, you're really out here storytelling. Everyone's already heard all about your little exploits.”
Didn't PDD say I'm the luckiest person?