『Young lad, I've got high hopes for you!』
Nezha sports a loli face but swings muscular fists around acting cute; Li Jing kneels the moment he draws his sword, and taking a bath in the East Sea nearly brings down the Dragon Palace. The Nameless Protagonist drops from the sky only to get chased and beaten by the Bird-Not-Poop Demon King, and after finally winning a battle, he accidentally blows up half the Earth. Calabash Little King Kong pops out of a rice cooker to go to work fixing timelines, taking turns using seven different abilities; as the hardest worker in the universe, he doesn't even have time to date. Put these three together, and they've got all the crappy messes of the Eastern Universe completely covered.
"After fresh rain in the empty mountains, go hang yourself on a southeast branch. If you desire to see a thousand miles, go hang yourself on a southeast branch."