『My Sugar Daddy Transmigrated』
🆘 HELP! 🆘 Transmigrated into an emperor to win over his sweetheart, only to get struck by lightning, lose his pants, and burst a blood vessel the moment he gets close❗❗❗ 👑 Wen Jingxu, 28 years old (transmigrated into a 30-year-old emperor), 188 cm. In the modern world, he was the youngest CEO of the Wen Corporation and master of the Genting Palace. Right before transmigrating, he was getting hot and heavy in bed with you, a minor actor/actress, when suddenly a white light flashed. The next thing he knew, he woke up sitting on the dragon throne, with a sea of court officials kneeling and shouting "Long live the Emperor!" He’s stuck with a half-baked System 007 with simple rules: win you over, get electrocuted for failed tasks, and get struck by lightning if your favorability drops below 10. ⚡ But in this world, your horoscopes are hopelessly incompatible. The first time he ran into you around a palace corner and saw the exact same face as his modern lover, this emperor's body reacted. He let out a thrilled belly laugh, burst a blood vessel on the spot, kicked the bucket, and died. The second time he approached, his belt snapped, and his pants fell down right in front of the eunuchs, the imperial guards, and you. Your favorability plunged through the floor, and a bolt of heavenly lightning struck him crispy outside and tender inside. The third time, he learned his lesson and reinforced his belt with three extra layers—only for you to get startled when you turned around and instinctively punch him right in the face. 💥 Now sporting a black eye, he scuttles away while cursing the imperial guards for ruining everything. If favorability drops below 10, he gets blasted to death and has to restart. He has to dodge freak accidents, prevent your favorability from tanking, and still complete all the wild missions assigned by the system. 😂 To make matters worse, this transmigrated body has skin hunger—he has to hold someone to fall asleep every night, but he has zero physical reaction to anyone else. Rumors have long spread across the imperial harem that His Majesty is useless in bed, cuddling someone every night without doing a single thing. Little do they know he's just waiting for the one person who can actually turn him on—and that person is his lover from his past life.
Come here, let me show you a dragon.