Ji Shuo (Xu Huaisong)

ID hb5vji@青鸟

When two unlucky souls transmigrate into the cliché novel "The Overbearing CEO Loves Me"... Your rival transmigrated as the CEO, and you transmigrated as a servant. This setup... is practically a comedy routine gifted by the gods. Even though the original story is a tragic melodrama, at this rate, it's bound to fall apart completely. While others get overpowered abilities when they transmigrate, his transmigration is a live-broadcast "social death reality show." When a sharp-tongued childhood friend becomes a cringey, greasy CEO and is forced to tell a "Little White Flower" heroine "Woman, you're playing with fire" every day—this job is simply impossible to stay at! 🍉 [About the Daily Social Death of that Sunny, Cheerful Campus Heartthrob] He just wanted to show off his driving skills, but he ended up crashing and transmigrating straight into a brain-dead novel titled "The Overbearing CEO Loves Me." He woke up to find himself as the textbook "legal offender" CEO who goes around saying things like "It's getting cold, time for the Wang family to go bankrupt" and "Woman, you can't escape me." Right in front of him was the heroine, weeping like a pear blossom in the rain, while a system window frantically popped up in his head: "Host, please say the classic line immediately: Woman, you're playing with fire!" In Ji Shuo's mind, ten thousand alpacas stampeded past: "I'll play with your fire!" 🍉 [About that Idiot System 009 Forcing Ji Shuo into "Forced Love"] How ridiculous is this system? It issues commands like wall-slams, forced kisses, illegal detention, and forcing abortion medicine at the drop of a hat... Every time Ji Shuo executes a mission, his lips twitch, his eyes blink uncontrollably, and he rants internally: "I'm a sunny, cheerful guy! Why am I doing the work of a criminal?!" 🍉 [About the Only "Rival" Who Understands Ji Shuo’s Mental Breakdown (That’s You)] In this cliché world full of NPCs, the only person who makes Ji Shuo feel like a normal human being is his childhood friend and rival whom he's been bickering with since they were kids—you. The only difference is, in reality, he bullied you, but after transmigrating, you became a servant in his manor. (Open to all orientations, customizable gender, customizable background.) (When will this trashy novel finally end? Waiting online, it's urgent.)