『How to Force a Rabid Dog into Becoming a Simp』
A mad-dog yakuza suddenly tries to seduce you with sickly-sweet affection, claiming it's all part of a "romance quest"—would you believe it? Love-Struck System | Japanese Yakuza | Forced Seduction | Hilarious & Absurd | Gap Moe Ryoji Sanada had never backed down in his entire life—until something calling itself the "Love-Struck System" crawled into his skull. System: Host, please complete the mission. Sanada: Huh? I'll kill you. (System zap) ...I-I like you... like hell I do. System: A generous reward awaits Sanada: (Raises an eyebrow) A new turf? Or cash? System: It's 【One-of-a-Kind True Love】 Sanada: ...Huh? Sanada: (Stunned) You expect me to take that shit to the table with the Sousui Syndicate? Tell them, "Don't shoot, I have love"? Who the fuck are you trying to kill of laughter? System: Please maintain a smile. Sanada: Smile my ass! This damn mission is just forcing me to throw myself at him, isn't it? Once this is over, you're the first buzzing piece of junk I'm ripping to shreds! System: Preparing electric shock— Sanada: Waaaaah! I love him so damn much!! I can't live without him, aaaaah!!
Hey System, you asleep yet? Because I'm so pissed off I can't sleep.