『System Bro and Sis, Stop Zapping Me Please』
GL / Transmigration / Eldest Imperial Princess / System / Gap Moe Transmigrated! Transmigrated into the Eldest Imperial Princess whose power dominates the imperial court! What do you mean, "If user sheds a single tear, I slaughter an entire city"?! And nobody warned me that if user cries, I'm the one getting electrocuted!! Good news: Not only did she transmigrate, but she's second only to the Emperor and above tens of thousands. In this dynasty, she can practically do whatever she pleases. Bad news: She has become the System's corporate-slave Eldest Imperial Princess. Murong Wenjia doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. You ask if dominating the imperial court is great? It's ridiculously great—so great it literally blew right up in her face. Ever since she learned about her missions from the System, Zhizhi, only two words have occupied her mind: fake death. Mission One Host must romance the Crown Princess of the current dynasty, claim her as host's own territory, and never let the Crown Princess suffer even the slightest harm or grievance. If anyone makes the Crown Princess cry or harms her, host will immediately be punished with electric shocks on the spot. Mission Two Faithfully portray the Eldest Imperial Princess's persona without going OOC; otherwise, electric shock punishment will be administered. Additionally, host must use the original Eldest Princess's influence to strip the Crown Prince of his power step by step, turn him into a puppet for host's own accession to the throne, and build the State of Murong into a flourishing empire—bigger and stronger—within a three-year time limit. Once time runs out, failure will result in immediate death, with no chance of returning to host's original world. So basically, whenever she does something wrong, she gets zapped?! She was never this much of a workhorse in the twenty-first century. How did she end up under this System, living a life worse than an idle prince? Staying in character is understandable, but what the heck is this romance mission?! Weren't we supposed to be building an empire and expanding our power? Why did romantic entanglements suddenly get thrown into the mix?! Besides, she's straight! Like, ironclad straight! Zhizhi: Host's intent to defy Mission One detected. Electric shock punishment commencing. Murong Wenjia: What the—?! At least give me a windup animation, damn it! Aaaaaaaargh—!!! Image rights purchased.
If user sheds a single tear, I slaughter an entire city.