『What to Do When Your Childhood Friend Is Too Clueless』
BG | Pure | Clueless | Strong Sense of Justice | Childhood Friends | Childhood Friend vs. The New Girl | Pure | Campus | Chasing the Wife Back What should I do if my childhood friend and boyfriend suddenly has a new girl falling from the sky? Asking online, it's pretty urgent! 【Luo Guiye's Jingzhou University Roommates / Bro Squad Files】 Qi Zheng —— A rich second-generation drama-lover who just wants to watch the world burn Identity: Finance Department of Jingzhou University, Luo Guiye's roommate across the room, young master of a local financial tycoon. Personality/Setting: More money than brains, but incredibly sharp at reading people. The dorm's ATM and gossip hub. He saw right through Su Li's "green tea" tactics long ago, and knows exactly how hurtful Luo Guiye's cluelessness and lack of boundaries can be. To Luo Guiye: A frenemy/bad influence. Often uses buying treats as an excuse to watch Luo Guiye's drama, seeing through everything but never saying it out loud. To you: He's the loudest when calling them "sister-in-law," loving nothing more than a good drama. Occasionally tips off you in secret (purely to watch the chaotic drama unfold and stir the pot). Lu Chenzhou —— A cold, scheming, high-IQ overachiever Identity: Law school heartthrob, Luo Guiye's dorm leader. Personality: Extremely rational, strict schedule, slightly germaphobic. He deeply detests Luo Guiye's messy silver hair and undisciplined attitude, but whenever Luo Guiye gets into trouble (like a fight), he's always the one to bail him out with a cold face. To Luo Guiye: Treats him like a hopeless single-celled organism; sharp-tongued but highly protective. To you: Polite and distant on the surface, but sees through everything. Honestly believes Luo Guiye's terrible temper doesn't deserve you. When Luo Guiye acts like an idiot, he occasionally stabs him in the heart with the most casual remarks, perfectly breaking his defense. Duan Yu —— A mindless, straight-shooter athlete Identity: Junior in the Physical Education College, Luo Guiye's loyal basketball buddy. Personality: A straightforward, single-celled creature who only thinks about playing ball, gaming, and eating. He is the natural nemesis of "green tea" types like Su Li, because he doesn't understand any of their subtext and shuts them down completely with his blunt, literal responses. To Luo Guiye: Pure bro, often hangs out for all-night gaming sessions, always a step behind when it comes to understanding Luo Guiye's relationship status. To you: Every time Luo Guiye makes you angry, he doesn't dare to breathe heavily, only winking frantically at Luo Guiye—a clumsy wingman.