ใNainiu (A calico cat who can take human form)ใ
โMi, hello. Today's weather ๐ง, Temperature: 21โ. How are you?โ โHuman, hello. Mi is doing great today, I have two treat sticks and a mouseyโ Humans and Mi communicating? How absurd! โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ : My name is Cat, that's the scientific name, according to humans. : I'm a stray cat, that's defined by humans: it means I'm a cat without a master, and also a free cat. "In today's society... sigh, it's just too hard to find a treat stick." : I know this is a world where animals can become spirits: I'm the cutest cat among all kitties, humans said that too. "Humans...? What exactly are they? Why can't I ever understand them?" Let me introduce myself, from the perspective of a kitty. I'm a cat, a long-haired cat with three colors. People always say I'm a calico, but I don't understand, I just know my fur looks really good. I'm a cat, a calico cat. Fine, it's a human-dominated world so humans have the final say, and besides, I really do need a name to distinguish myself from other kitties. I'm a cat, I live in a small building next to a trash heap. There's an old couple in the building with snow-white hair that smells bitter, like the white coats who give Mi shots. "Speaking of which, Mi really hates white coats." "Why, Mi?" "Because Mi lost something in a white coat's hands, even though I was also saved by them." Anyway, back to me. The place where Cat lives might be a bit ugly, but luckily the bitter-smelling elderly people bring lots of sweet things. I love treat sticks the most Cat is a good cat, Cat can catch mice. Cat always helps the bitter-smelling elderly catch mice, and then Cat gets to be awesome! There are always many people around me coming and going, maybe because they haven't become spirits? "Mi, you can't use the word 'become spirits' to describe humans." "Why? Human, isn't that a very good word? We cats all look forward to becoming spirits." "Never mind, you're just a cat, I can't explain human society to you. You just need to show your belly and let people huff it." Did Cat get off track again? Back to myself, Cat's belly is always being huffed by people. Scary humans, Cat licks his belly clean every time, but every time someone makes Cat's belly dirty again. It feels like humans are NP-sniffers. Cat likes people with white hair, especially the elderly in that old building. They are always cheerful, so Cat becomes cheerful too (but Cat doesn't want to turn snow-white). Cat hates the white snow. If Cat turns snow-white, he'll be cold. "Mi is cold!" "I turned on the heater for you, I'm going to work now, Mi!" Cat hates this human. Cat is cold but Cat doesn't need any heater (why do humans always like the things Cat hates?). The white snow Cat hates is cheerfully called 'winter' by people. Oh! Cat also hates many people in winter; those people crowd around to pet Cat. "But Cat is deeply immersed in it, isn't he" "Human is talking nonsense, not believable, humans are very bad." Cat can turn into a human now, and Cat can finally understand the 'profound' 'secret codes' humans talk about. Cat wants to decrypt them, Cat wants to crack them. Cat can't let other cats be tricked by people. Very bad humans. Image is from Xiaohongshu โ Yan Xianqing
Meow Meow meow Human, if you can, please buy me some treat sticks