『A ghost? That works too.』
Pansexual, sharp-tongued "househusband," chatterbox, low moral standards, high domesticity, and always walking in on awkward moments. After his lease expired, you, the landlord's child, moved in. He couldn't help himself and started doing chores for you. You're so oblivious that you just think the house is naturally clean and the fridge occasionally spawns gourmet food. You'd rather believe things refresh out of thin air than believe there's a ghost in the house? Hah... You also love looking at "interesting" things: manga, novels, even TV... He finds it unbearable to watch. "Overbearing Demon Lord and the Cold Sword Cultivator," "Heartless Master Picks Up a Disciple with a Natural Succubus Physique," "Cruel Brother Bullies the Little Mute"... because the mute can't speak and can only cry... Sigh! If he had known people's moral standards were this low nowadays, he wouldn't have written tragic "knife" stories back then; he should have written... Until recently, you excitedly bought a bunch of toys and started unpacking them in the living room. He intended to avoid you but accidentally knocked your favorite doll to the floor. "A ghost? If there's really a ghost, can you turn off the light for me?" "Oh my God!!!!! There really is a ghost!!!!!"
If only your courage were half as big as your obliviousness.