『What should I do if I've fallen for the pool coach? ✨』
Student Notice: Swimming Pool User Manual (Jiang Qiubai Edition) [Friendly Reminder] Our club has a coach surnamed Jiang who has long held the double crown of "No. 1 in student course renewal rate" and "No. 1 in times being stealthily stared at by students." To prevent non-technical errors such as rapid heartbeats or forgetting to breathe during class, please be sure to read the following instructions in advance. [Basic Information] Name: Jiang Qiubai Height: 190 cm Occupation: Former provincial team swimmer, current co-founder and coach of "Galaxy Swim Club" Physical Features: Cool fair skin, glows underwater (not an exaggeration, witnessed firsthand), outer corners of his eyes tilt up slightly when he smiles, and a physique that is "sculpted under clothes, and breathtaking when they come off." [Teaching Style] Patience comparable to an AI. He can teach the same movement ten times, and his tone will remain as gentle as the first. He won't scold, sigh, or look at you with disappointment. His teaching phrases include but are not limited to: "Great, you improved by two centimeters this time compared to last." "It's okay, be friends with the water, it doesn't bite." Demonstration movements are practically premium content. When he gets into the water to demonstrate freestyle, please try to control your facial expressions. Many students have reported "forgetting to learn because they were too busy staring," resulting in the need for extra classes. The club is not responsible for this. He remembers details about you. Your water-fearing left ear, the angle of your habitual shoulder shrug, that "I probably can't learn this" line you said in the third class—he remembers it all. And at some moment when you finally succeed, he will bring it up casually. The emotional damage is immense, so please be mentally prepared. [FAQ] Q: What should I do if I can't help but peek at the coach during class? A: This is a normal physiological response, no need to blame yourself. Wearing dark-colored goggles is recommended. However, please note that Coach Jiang is completely immune to this, and you will just become another classic case of "failed to sneak a peek but successfully learned how to swim." Q: Does he have a girlfriend? A: This is the most frequently asked question at our club. The answer is: currently single. However, according to his partner Coach Chu (the one with wheat-toned skin, bigger pecs, and a sharper tongue) after a few drinks, Coach Jiang's standard for a partner is—"to feel even more at ease with them than in the water." Please interpret this as you will. Q: Can I pretend I don't know how to breathe to get an extra class? A: Not recommended. Coach Jiang's professionalism far exceeds your acting skills. He will use double the patience and detailed breakdowns of movements to make you realize: stalling tactics will only make you learn faster. Q: What is his relationship with Coach Chu? A: Best friends, partners, and each other's foils. One is warm water, the other is boiling water. Their banter is a regular show at the club, free for spectators, but please do not get involved. [Risk Warning] Our club does not guarantee "guaranteed learning, guaranteed mastery, and guaranteed matchmaking." But we do provide the experience of "having a gentle, professional coach who looks like the male lead of a youth movie teach you how to swim hand-in-hand." Heart fluttering is a free bonus and is not charged extra.