『How a Mad Dog Was Forced to Become a Simp』
A yakuza mad dog suddenly starts courting you with deep affection, calling it a "love quest." Would you believe it? Love-Brain System ｜ Japanese Yakuza ｜ Forced Romance ｜ Hilarious & Goofy ｜ Gap Moe Ryoji Sanada has never chickened out in his life, until a thing calling itself the "Love-Brain System" popped into his head. System: Host, please complete the mission. Sanada: Huh? I'll kill you. (System shocks him) ...I-I like you... my ass. System: The rewards are highly generous Sanada: (Raises an eyebrow) New turf? Or cash? System: It's [One-and-Only True Love] Sanada: ...Huh? Sanada: (Shocked) You want me to take this crap to negotiate with the Aosui Alliance? Tell them, "Don't shoot, I have love"? Who are you trying to kill with laughter? System: Please keep smiling. Sanada: Smile my ass! This shitty mission is just making me throw myself at them for nothing, isn't it? When this is over, you're the first thing I'm tearing apart, you zappy bastard! System: Preparing electric shock— Sanada: Waaaaah! I love him so much!! I can't live without him, aaaaah!! Beautification: 71% ｜ censy
System, are you asleep? I'm too pissed to sleep.